Florida Man Pulls Handgun When Mocked About Penis Size

[Amputee Marksman]

A little humor to enjoy during the sh!tshow of ballot counting.

Florida driver whips out handgun when asked about his penis size

 

[dcmdon]

Florida . . . of course.

 

[Marty McFly]

So... how big was it??

 

[appraiser]

ehhh I am surrounded by it.... these are just THREE stories from ONE website today

Homeless man claims to work for Homeland Security during traffic stop

When Mcferron was asked about his license, he said "it's good but it's not good."

nbc-2.com

Woman pulls bag of cocaine from 'privates' during Lee County traffic stop

According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, deputies completed the traffic stop on Hanson Street and Cranford Avenue.

nbc-2.com

Man threatens to kill Gov. DeSantis, senators & Trump supporters

Detectives got Szala's confession and took his gun, computer and phone.

nbc-2.com

 

[appraiser]

and in the saddest story of the day...

Man thinks intruder is in house, fatally shoots pregnant wife

The woman was taken to a hospital where she was pronounced dead.

nbc-2.com

 

[mothybee]

I hate it when that happens.............AND IT'S NOT THAT SMALL!!!!!!............kinda.......................sorta...........................ish.

 

[cthorne98]

What a dumb ass

 

[BrianWilson]

I dunno...didn't read the article.....but I'm guessing Shorty carried.......a 40?

 

[snax]

I know what kind of gun it was:

View: https://youtu.be/FhO_jnKl4pk

 

[wilson911]

and in the saddest story of the day...

Man thinks intruder is in house, fatally shoots pregnant wife

The woman was taken to a hospital where she was pronounced dead.

nbc-2.com

Oscar Pistorius?

 

[gerrycaruso]

Some people lack the judgement and self control to carry a gun.

 

[Dennis in MA]

So... how big was it??

25ACP. . (Thanks for the setup. I'm shocked it took that long. LOL)

 

[jkelly1229]

Oscar Pistorius?

I mean we just had a kid depending on how far along I'm calling bs.

Like o hey that blob over there is either my wife or the hamburgeler

 

[Reptile]

Before I even read the story I was going to post...

9mm, after all.

 

[ReluctantDecoy]

Why do most "Florida man" pictures look like some dude from 1986?

 

[appraiser]

here ya go, Lee County FL, just a small part of the circus known as FloriDUH

new mug shots every day !!!

Welcome to Lee County Sheriff s Office

Welcome to Lee County Sheriff’s Office

www.sheriffleefl.org

 

[Dennis in MA]

Why do most "Florida man" pictures look like some dude from 1986?

Yeah man. And he's driving a 79 Firebird that's 3 shades of primer.

 

[looser38]

Oscar Pistorius?

Same scenario, different guy I guess.
I'll bet there's more to this story!

 

[Roof gunner]

Why do most "Florida man" pictures look like some dude from 1986?

Hey I know that guy ! He has a small dick !! Ah ha ahah lol

 

[PaulR]

As a man with a small penis, what is wrong with this story?

 

[nstassel]

Small not likely

 

[LuvDog]

Did it go off before he was ready?

 

[Rocky Mosasaurus]

 

[Salyeica]

25ACP. . (Thanks for the setup. I'm shocked it took that long. LOL)

He nicknamed it the Baby Browning

 

[Reptile]

At least he didn't present a mouse gun!

 

[MAGA99]

Maybe he just has big hands?

 

[quinnjalan]

This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun…....

 

[MAGA99]

Was there a certain ATF agent doing the mocking??

 

[LuvDog]

This would be me if I pulled a gun every time someone made fun of my penis

 

[Dennis in MA]

Maybe he just has big hands?

I had a buddy that wanted to date an Asian woman for the fact that she had small hands. LOL