Fire crews rescue woman after she falls headfirst into toilet while trying to fish out cell phone

[nin7474]

Wife material here

Fire crews rescue woman after she falls headfirst into toilet while trying to fish out cell phone

 

[gerrycaruso]

I once responded to a call for a man standing in a toilet but never for a woman who fell into one. I'm guessing she didn't have a very good day.

 

[Rat187]

I once responded to a call for a man standing in a toilet

Was he taking a time out? 'Cap, 5 bags of speedy-dry and a SCBA'

 

[MadatMarek]

That’s why they call it the head

 

[enbloc]

 

[gerrycaruso]

No. He wasn't taking a time out. It was during a period of prolonged heavy rain and many basements were flooding. The toilet was in the basement and he was standing on towels stuffed into the bowl in an attempt to prevent it from overflowing. We returned to that address later because the toilet broke and cut the shit out of him.

 

[Zappa]

Wife material here

Fire crews rescue woman after she falls headfirst into toilet while trying to fish out cell phone

The woman in her mid-40s was using an outhouse at Mount Walker, a popular destination for hikers

The outhouse at Mount Walker is a popular destination for hikers ???
Given the choice between visiting an outhouse or CNN HQ, I'd take the outhouse.

 

[mcb]

If you ever seen or smelled the contents of US FS (or NPS) waterless vault or pit toilet you know this woman is a tough bastard, its on a whole other level from a septic system. I’d have have PTSD.

 

[Randy Lahey]

No. He wasn't taking a time out. It was during a period of prolonged heavy rain and many basements were flooding. The toilet was in the basement and he was standing on towels stuffed into the bowl in an attempt to prevent it from overflowing. We returned to that address later because the toilet broke and cut the shit out of him.

Ouch, that porcelain is sharp stuff

 

[CRSIII]

the toilet broke and cut the shit out of him.

Don’t know what’s worse, you going there, or me picking up on it.

 

[Welder1]

What a shitty experience

 

[snax]

Probably still found a way to make it a man's fault

 

[MisterHappy]

It's like the old Yankee farmer, that getting up from the throne, loses some change down the hole.

He sighs, takes out his wallet and throws a $20 bill down, too.

When asked why he did it, he said, "I wasn't going down there for thirty-seven cents."

 

[Ron Jablonski]

Even if you got the phone back you'd never get the smell out of it. Every time you put it up to your face to answer a call you'd think " it smells like somebody just sh*t their pants" but then you'd remember "oh, it's just my sh*t phone" lol. I like my phone but not that much. Cloud storage and buy a new one, life goes on.

 

[Fixxah]

If you ever seen or smelled the contents of US FS (or NPS) waterless vault or pit toilet you know this woman is a tough bastard, its on a whole other level from a septic system. I’d have have PTSD.

Fall into a septic tank and the medical examiner is your next ride.

 

[Dennis in MA]

Wife material here

Fire crews rescue woman after she falls headfirst into toilet while trying to fish out cell phone

Pretty sure that's usually a "step-sister" type production, not wife.

 

[bigben111435]

the woman is a liability for how dumb she is.
And along comes an opportunity to end this awful liability, but nope... some heroes saving the day again.
Really, this should have been a natural selection situation.

 

[upcountry]

Was she hot?
Before it happened, I mean?

 

[Amputee Marksman]

Lived on a farm in Nebraska when I was kid in the 60s. My bitchy cousin locked me in the outhouse on a hot day. Boy that smelled. I was in there so long everyone got worried and when they couldn't find me they called in the County Sheriff and called the surrounding farms to help look. When things started really ramping up my cousin got scared and told everyone what she did and where I was. I thought my Uncle was going to kill her he was whipping her so bad. A week later my friend Steve got some matches and burned that out house to the ground for me. I never asked him to do it but I was glad when he did. Probably a significant reason why I am messed up.

And for those of you young ones, yes it was a real outhouse. No we didn't have plumbing in the house except the kitchen sink had a drain and hand pump for the well. It was not at all uncommon for old farm houses to not have plumbing in the late 60s.

 

[Dench]

No. He wasn't taking a time out. It was during a period of prolonged heavy rain and many basements were flooding. The toilet was in the basement and he was standing on towels stuffed into the bowl in an attempt to prevent it from overflowing. We returned to that address later because the toilet broke and cut the shit out of him.

And it's calls like this that make me never want to return to the fire service.

 

[MisterHappy]

Was she hot?
Before it happened, I mean?

Probably built like the proverbial location of the incident.