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F'ing A!!!! I'm going to pick up the guns.
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richc
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I saw these on another forum... please excuse me if they have been published here before... but I thought they were very funny!
Here are the top ten safety tips for your new acquisitions:
10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a Hippy or a Communist.
9. Dumb children might get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey[.]
7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the range[.]
6. While unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out."
5. Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it.
3. Never us[e] your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.
2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around yelling "I have a gun! I have a gun!"
1. And the most important rule of gun safety: Don't **** me off.
Here are the top ten safety tips for your new acquisitions:
10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a Hippy or a Communist.
9. Dumb children might get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey[.]
7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the range[.]
6. While unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out."
5. Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it.
3. Never us[e] your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.
2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around yelling "I have a gun! I have a gun!"
1. And the most important rule of gun safety: Don't **** me off.
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woohoo congrats!
i WAS gonna sneak there today, but now i have a meeting.
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life is GOOOOOOD
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6. While unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out."
hahahahahahahaha that's so me. I did that in NH with family as I rented the .454 Casul. I had it hidden behind my back. My little brother's wrist was not happy.
hahahahahahahaha that's so me. I did that in NH with family as I rented the .454 Casul. I had it hidden behind my back. My little brother's wrist was not happy.
dwarven1
Lonely Mountain Arms
This works best if you have a SmartCarry holster.
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