...Famous punch lines...

[Cross-X]

Don't post the joke, just the punch line.

Here, I'll start:


"What did you expect down there, feathers???"

 

[Cross-X]

"What is this, some kind of a joke?"

 

[FPrice]

"And it suddenly expanded into a two-suiter."

 

[Pilgrim]

How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

 

[Admin]

"Hey honey, we're streaking!"

 

[FPrice]

And then the lawyer says, "Don't worry. I'm not going to charge you for all this work.".

 

[Moderator]

So didn't the big fat lady

 

[SiameseRat]

dough-nuts!!

 

[FPrice]

"Sah! The men usually ride the camel to town to find women. Sah!"

 

[Cross-X]

"Who do you expect to please with that small thing?"

"Me!"

 

[FPrice]

"Who do you expect to please with that small thing?"

"Me!"

I see that you knew the same E-7 that served under me at Pope AFB. That was his favorite joke!

 

[FPrice]

"Sir, at the NCO Academy they taught us not to pee all over our hands."

 

[Cross-X]

No sir, this is a sailor, but if I had more _ _ _ _, I'd make a Marine!"

 

[C-pher]

If he see's his shadow, we'll get six more weeks of spring.

 

[Cross-X]

Doctor, is this the way you check for V.D.?

 

[C-pher]

You have Zaccry Disease

 

[Cross-X]

"You're not in it for the hunting, are you?"

 

[dwarven1]

"lYou're not in it for the hunting, are you?"

*snort*giggle*

 

[Admin]

"Easy! Just don't lead them as far!"

 

[dwarven1]

Naw, not as long as you don't get your thumb caught between the bricks!

 

[Lynne]

"Silver, you twit! I said POSSE!!"

 

[FPrice]

"I got a buck for a duck, a f*** for a buck, and a f***ed up duck!"

 

[Cross-X]

"I just thought you might wanna open them beers first."

 

[FPrice]

"She's no lady, she's my wife."

 

[Cross-X]

Who is BoB?

 

[FPrice]

"Are you crazy? Do you think I'd bring my priest out in a night like this?"

 

[dwarven1]

"Well, this leprechaun was a little hard of hearing, so I wound up with a twelve inch pianist!"

 

[Cross-X]

"The last thing I told him was I wanted a little head."

 

[dwarven1]

"Go ahead, Major... tell the Yank about the time you called the witch doctor a bloody faker!"

 

[FPrice]

"Fuzz ball my ass."