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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Cross-X, Oct 3, 2005.
"...get that foolish train out of here so we could get back to the business. Now, where were we?"
She crushed the empty beer can and looked at Derek, "Did you really have to do that or where you trying to..."
show off your small arms prowess?"
"Not at all," he repied. "I was just about to demonstrate...
My shooting technique for you.
But I just wish you had a smaller target, because...
Easy here guys....
Frosty <---(torn between good taste and a wicked funny punchline)
As long as it's not really raunchy, <sigh>, go ahead.
A PM to the consenting may be your best option...
Because I like it har- uh... difficult.
Difficult? Well then hell try my Sigma, said Lynne. You can't shoot...
"with wimpy ammo, luv." She drew the Sigma out of her thigh holster and...
experienced her very own AD.
"Oh my!" she cried, then...
she saw a scare-crow hanging on an old rusty nail. It's name was...
Darius, who turned to her and said with a gleeful tone in his voice, "Baby you need..."
to try my Glock!
But why would I want to shoot your Glock?
Because unless you shoot a Glock, young Skywalker, you will never truly know the power of the Dark side of the Force.
That's why he pulled out his P99 and said...
"I don't need no steenking .45!" (Mexican accent)
"This here Walther is a REAL mans gun! Now all I need is..."
"a couple of thousand rounds of ammo, and a decent rifle."
"Then, I will have everything I need to make my plan a reality, that plan is of course to first..."
"assume control of the state of Massachussetts, then get rid of....."
"Then the politicians, expecially that fat drunken....."
"Jackhole Kennedy, and then I will focus my sights on..."
"that Frenchman, umm, I forget his name. Oh, yeah, sKerry, or something like that."
But not before I cook me a steak and some...
grits. Gotta have something to stick to your...
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