Exploitation, at it's worst

[Cross-X]

So, there we were, just, minding our own business, and ...

 

[JonJ]

So, there we were, just, minding our own business, and ...

...we saw this cannon. Not just any cannon mind you.....

 

[Admin]

This thing was smoking hot...

 

[Cross-X]

This thing was smoking hot...

and the smoke smelled almost like a fine perfume, you know, Hoppe's No. 9, and then...

 

[FPrice]

The cannoneer appeared...

 

[Moderator]

He was more fustrated then Ted Kennedy in a dry town.

 

[Cross-X]

Because he had experienced his first Failure to Fire...but just then,

 

[FPrice]

He reloaded his cannon...

 

[Moderator]

and poof, now he had a squib load.

 

[Cross-X]

and poof, now he had a squib load.

So he waited thirty seconds, with his Howitzer pointed safely downrange...

 

[FPrice]

Then he once again attempted to engage his target in...

 

[Lynne]

and poof, now he had a squib load.

So he waited thirty seconds, with his Howitzer pointed safely downrange...

With a squib??? Darius...what are you thinking?

 

[Lynne]

Then he once again attempted to engage his target in...

Again....with a squib?????? Frosty...what are you thinking????

 

[Lynne]

and poof, now he had a squib load.

So he took out his trusty plunger and...

 

[FPrice]

So he took out his trusty plunger and...

plumbed the unknown depths.

 

[Lynne]

plumbed the unknown depths.

When suddenly, from behind him...

 

[FPrice]

When suddenly, from behind him...

Charged an African Lion clad only in Groucho Marx' pajamas.

 

[Lynne]

Charged an African Lion clad only in Groucho Marx' pajamas.

Not sure if this vision was caused by lead poisoning or not, he quickly...

 

[FPrice]

Not sure if this vision was caused by lead poisoning or not, he quickly...

Turned around to his faithful gun-bearer, the lovely luscious Lynne and asked, "Got Howitzer?".

 

[C-pher]

When she said, sometimes, but do you...

 

[Lynne]

When she said, sometimes, but do you...

have the ammo to shoot it, hun? <batting her eye lashes> "Because if you don't..."

 

[Adam_MA]

have the ammo to shoot it, hun? <batting her eye lashes> "Because if you don't..."

I'll need to find me a REAL man who can...

 

[Cross-X]

have the ammo to shoot it, hun? <batting her eye lashes> "Because if you don't..."

I'll need to find me a REAL man who can...

really hit the spot, without requiring a forward observer, but, then again...

 

[Admin]

Two is better than one.

 

[Cross-X]

Two is better than one.

"Is that what they mean when they talk about double taps?" she said sweetly.

"Not really," he replied...

 

[Admin]

"Is that what they mean when they talk about double taps?" she said sweetly.

"Not really," he replied...

Hold my beer and watch this.

 

[Cross-X]

"Is that what they mean when they talk about double taps?" she said sweetly.

"Not really," he replied...

Hold my beer and watch this.

"I can't believe what I'm seeing! He's about to..."

 

[Lynne]

Hold my beer and watch this.

"I can't believe what I'm seeing! He's about to..."

Awed by what Derek was doing, she couldn't finish speaking, so she drained his beer instead and...

 

[Adam_MA]

"I can't believe what I'm seeing! He's about to..."

"Put it right in the center ring" she said getting flustered "Now if you could only"...

 

[Admin]