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Exploitation, at it's worst

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Cross-X, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. Cross-X

    Cross-X Shooting at the big range in heaven Dealer NES Member

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    So, there we were, just, minding our own business, and ...
     
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    ...we saw this cannon. Not just any cannon mind you.....
     
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    This thing was smoking hot...
     
  4. Cross-X

    Cross-X Shooting at the big range in heaven Dealer NES Member

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    and the smoke smelled almost like a fine perfume, you know, Hoppe's No. 9, and then...
     
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    The cannoneer appeared...
     
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    He was more fustrated then Ted Kennedy in a dry town.
     
  7. Cross-X

    Cross-X Shooting at the big range in heaven Dealer NES Member

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    Because he had experienced his first Failure to Fire...but just then,
     
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    He reloaded his cannon...
     
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    and poof, now he had a squib load.
     
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    Cross-X Shooting at the big range in heaven Dealer NES Member

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    So he waited thirty seconds, with his Howitzer pointed safely downrange...
     
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    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    Then he once again attempted to engage his target in...
     
  12. Lynne

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    With a squib??? Darius...what are you thinking?
     
  13. Lynne

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    Again....with a squib?????? Frosty...what are you thinking????
     
  14. Lynne

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    So he took out his trusty plunger and...
     
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    plumbed the unknown depths.
     
  16. Lynne

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    When suddenly, from behind him...
     
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    Charged an African Lion clad only in Groucho Marx' pajamas.
     
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    Not sure if this vision was caused by lead poisoning or not, he quickly...
     
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    Turned around to his faithful gun-bearer, the lovely luscious Lynne and asked, "Got Howitzer?".
     
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    When she said, sometimes, but do you...
     
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    have the ammo to shoot it, hun? <batting her eye lashes> "Because if you don't..."
     
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    I'll need to find me a REAL man who can...
     
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    really hit the spot, without requiring a forward observer, but, then again...
     
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    Two is better than one.
     
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    "Is that what they mean when they talk about double taps?" she said sweetly.

    "Not really," he replied...
     
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    Hold my beer and watch this.
     
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    "I can't believe what I'm seeing! He's about to..."
     
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    Awed by what Derek was doing, she couldn't finish speaking, so she drained his beer instead and...
     
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    "Put it right in the center ring" she said getting flustered "Now if you could only"...
     
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