Yup. Piss tests in the Army are frequent, and there’s always a meatgazer.Got out of the Army, where drug tests were several times a year, or month depending on how much of an ass the Commander and 1SG felt like being.
Military drug tests are supervised. Yes, some poor E4 has to watch you piss in the cup. It’s just how it goes.
My first job out of the military required a drug test. I went to the clinic and was walked to the bathroom by the nurse. I held the door, as a gentleman, and said “after you”.
She asked what I said, kind of mad. (I thought this weird).
I MEANT to say “aren’t you required to observe?” but it came out “don’t you want to watch?”
Now she was REALLY mad. And I was clueless. Luckily a supervisor came by and asked if I was military explained to her that I wasn’t being a pervert.
I seem to recall that being an “observer” required some kind of course or certification or something, and that was NOT for the guys at the tippy-top of the OML.