Business Insider has an article on one liners by DI's. But it's kind of lame. This one was pretty good:
"If I could kill one last person - it would be you!"
and
"If you don't get back in step, I will light you on fire!"
Surely you can do better? I have a few.
"I want it so ****ing quiet I can hear a rat piss on cotton!"
SFC George Jones, Ft Benning 1981
"Rangers, once we give you this Ranger Tab, no one can never take it away. But if you ever get fat, I hope you ****in' die!"
CSM, Camp Darby April 1983.
SFC Jones explaining to me, a brand-new (I mean, like one day new) Corporal, what my job was at OSUT. "Your job is to be the meanest MF'er in the Army!"
"If I could kill one last person - it would be you!"
and
"If you don't get back in step, I will light you on fire!"
Surely you can do better? I have a few.
"I want it so ****ing quiet I can hear a rat piss on cotton!"
SFC George Jones, Ft Benning 1981
"Rangers, once we give you this Ranger Tab, no one can never take it away. But if you ever get fat, I hope you ****in' die!"
CSM, Camp Darby April 1983.
SFC Jones explaining to me, a brand-new (I mean, like one day new) Corporal, what my job was at OSUT. "Your job is to be the meanest MF'er in the Army!"