Derek's Going Wild Pig Hunting!

[Cross-X]

Is there any truth to what I heard?

Derek's going wild pig hunting, armed with just a spear!

Imagine that! Bold guy, ain't he?

 

[FPrice]

Is there any truth to what I heard?

Derek's going wild pig hunting, armed with just a spear!

Imagine that! Bold guy, ain't he?

What singles bar is he going to???

 

[Cross-X]

What singles bar is he going to???

Frosty, I told you to keep it quiet!

If his lovely, yet venomous wife catches on, he'll be dead meat!

 

[FPrice]

Frosty, I told you to keep it quiet!

If his lovely, venomous wife catches on, he'll be dead meat!

I mean what hunting preserve is he going to!

That's what I meant, really!

 

[Cross-X]

I mean what hunting preserve is he going to!

That's what I meant, really!

I think he mumbled something about the "Soiled Pork 'n Skank Ranch"

 

[FPrice]

I think he mumbled something about the "Soiled Pork 'n Skank Ranch"

Is the ummm....hunting good there?

 

[Cross-X]

Is the ummm....hunting good there?

With beers at two bucks a pitcher, the big-teated sows come-a-runnin'!

 

[FPrice]

With beers at two bucks a pitcher, the big-teated sows come-a-runnin'!

OOOHHHHHHH! Mama Moderator is gonna send you to H3LL and probably me along with you!

Do you think we could start a shooting league down there???

 

[Cross-X]

So long as it includes a bowling pin and plate shoot, I'm in!

 

[MrsWildweasel]

Only after we quit laughing...

 

[Cross-X]

Frosty, I think we're in the clear for the moment!

 

[Admin]

Frosty is... I get to see you in person tomorrow.

 

[Cross-X]

Funny guy.

You should do stand-up!