Derek might like this one

[Cross-X]

Mean

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was
down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house!"

"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.

"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a kick in the balls.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk!"

 

[Admin]

[lol]

 

[C-pher]

That's funny.

 

[hiram_Abiff]

... let me call the police! Will report that husban beater and submit it to the battered husband club!

... BTW, I am a founding member!

 

[Lynne]

[lol] [lol]

Good one, C-X.