I just got one of those fun telemarketing calls.... I got a lady on the line and she started talking with some heavy accent, and I kept saying "I can't understand you, can you please speak clear English." She finally said something that sounded like "We're looking for 16 people for a death reduction program." I said, "I don't want to die or have anything to do with 16 people dying." She said, "not it's a national death program to help people in death." I said, "I'm not dying nor do I hope to die for a long time." "No sir, it is a death assistance program." "I'm not planning on killing myself. I don't want to die!" "No, no sir, we help you with your death." "Are you threatening to kill me?" "No sir, we want to help with your DEATH." "I'm calling the FBI if you are threatening to kill me; you sick person should be in jail." "No sir, D-E-B-T." "Oh, I owe a friend $20, other than that I have no DEBT; which is why the government is stealing my money and giving it to people who screwed up." I'm getting to enjoy working from home and telemarketers.... How long before the do-not-call list takes away from fun?