Murphy’s executive order also directed state officials to ask all gun makers or retailers to reveal whether they have adopted best practices to reduce gun violence, and to find out how they screen for straw purchasers, firearms traffickers, and people who have been banned from owning or purchasing firearms.
Just last week a recruiter tried to interest me in a position in Hoboken. I guess I’ll have to turn her down.
Well, actually, I turned her down right away, but still...
Too bad.
You coulda been a contender.
We really need to begin, in earnest, discussions about ejecting states from the "Union" .
The only problem with that is if it happened, China would swoop right in with huge sums of money to buy the politicians.
Put me in charge.
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Subject: SacBee: Wanna get away? Calexit secession plan possible, but faces huge hurdles
Date: Thu, 1 Dec 2016 15:17:32 -0500
From: <AHM>
To: <The Bride>, <Posse>
Not a link to the
Onion:
Sacramento Bee:
Wanna get away? Calexit secession plan possible, but faces huge hurdles
Puh-leeze.
Talk about severing a gangrenous limb. If California is dissatisfied with its 90% completion status of becoming a third-world hellhole, I'd rather they finished the job without being one of the 50 states.
Here's some conditions off of the top of my head:
* Anyone who doesn't promptly emigrate loses their US citizenship one
year after the secession amendment passes.
** Note: crimaliens who snuck across the border in San Diego will be
dumped back on California - not Mexico.
* No nuclear umbrella.
** No nuclear secrets -
the national labs get cleaned out down to the wallboard.
** A condition on being allowed to leave is to become a non-nuclear
state under the Nuclear Proliferation Treaty.
NFW are some Stanford, Caltech or Berkeley professors allowed to gin up an A-Bomb when they suddenly discover that the Norks painted a target on the Golden Gate bridge.
I trust India, even
France with the Bomb far more than I'd ever trust California.
* No Uncle Sugar to-the-rescue when the Big One hits,
killing 10 million and making another 30 million homeless.
Bono and Cher can headline a quakeathon to pay for tents and Perrier.