Cringe: Mark Zuckerberg Posts Video of Himself Throwing Spear with Ear Protectors On

[mikeyp]

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg posted videos of himself on Monday throwing spears at wooden targets, and shooting a bow and arrow at bowling pins. The social media Master of the Universe inexplicably wore hearing protection when throwing spears.

“I have a very particular set of skills…” Zuckerberg wrote in a Facebook caption that featured a video of himself throwing a spear at a wooden target in slow motion. The CEO wore hearing protection to throw spears normally associated with firearms.

 

[not new guy]

This reminds me of the pictures of him surfing. He was slathered with mayonnaise or something in that picture, to protect him from the sun I assume.

Guy is the biggest pussy on the planet.

Here it is:

 

[426wedge]

Yikes!

 

[Zappa]

Zuckerberg throwing spears ???

That's racist!

 

[Canndo]

A spear Zucker

 

[greencobra]

This reminds me of the pictures of him surfing. He was slathered with mayonnaise or something in that picture, to protect him from the sun I assume.

Guy is the biggest pussy on the planet.

Here it is:

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pantomime surfing

 

[Nick Leduc]

Is this at a range? Is there live fire close by? More details before I join the #f***zuck club over this........

 

[paul73]

Is this at a range? Is there live fire close by? More details before I join the #f***zuck club over this........

i thought the same, may be at a range with a mandatory rule for anybody worth more than a dime to wear all possible protections to prevent possible lawsuits.

 

[not new guy]

You think Cuckerberg is going to a public range, or some other range where other people are handling and shooting guns near him? I don't. FB spent $23M in 2020 on his security.

 

[50wt]

Too bad it wasnt a boomerang.

 

[paul73]

You think Cuckerberg is going to a public range, or some other range where other people are handling and shooting guns near him? I don't.

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yeah, probably not.

 

[not new guy]

yeah, probably not.

It's really the only thing that makes sense where the earmuffs are concerned though. Either that or he's off the charts paranoid.

 

[daekken]

You think Cuckerberg is going to a public range, or some other range where other people are handling and shooting guns near him? I don't. FB spent $23M in 2020 on his security.

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Pretty sure I saw him at Martin Burns a few years ago

 

[Broc]

Zuckerberg throwing spears ???

That's racist!

Cultural appropriation

 

[CATI]

Trying so hard to appear human. Always gets one thing wrong.

 

[Mtn_Guy]

He wouldn’t have needed hearing protection if suppressor were permitted on spears…

 

[allen-1]

Trying so hard to appear human. Always gets one thing wrong.

Yeah, that one thing? - appearing human.

 

[SpaceCritter]

Yeah, that one thing? - appearing human.

I'm more "human" than he is... and I readily admit I'm NOT.

 

[Jim Poulette]

You know he's simply a .....................(wait for it......)

 

[Manomet]

Thanks I just watched 20 minutes of Clint Eastwood

 

[jkelly1229]

You think Cuckerberg is going to a public range, or some other range where other people are handling and shooting guns near him? I don't. FB spent $23M in 2020 on his security.

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To boot he owns like half of an hawaiin island


However his security team could've been live firing

Honestly I'm a little jealous my rotator cuff would explode if I was chucking spears

 

[Manomet]

Mine to. Thats because you have lived life to date . I would like the money but not at the cost of being that

 

[not new guy]

This is the clip, complete with his music choice over it:

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GgkEpoGyidQ


All I can think about watching it:

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=je7_wMfiMsc

 

[gene]

Guess he is such a great spear chucker he should not need all the security they claim he has!

 

[SKumar]

Trying so hard to appear human. Always gets one thing wrong.

 

[HuntMaine]

You think Cuckerberg is going to a public range, or some other range where other people are handling and shooting guns near him? I don't. FB spent $23M in 2020 on his security.

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Probably because he’s worth billions and can afford it and it’s a corporate write off

 

[not new guy]

That’s still stupid money for a company to spend on one exec’s security. The point is though that they’re not going to let other people shoot guns around him. Maybe his security detail might be putting in some range time at that same time, but I think that’s probably a stretch.

 

[PappyM3]

This reminds me of the pictures of him surfing. He was slathered with mayonnaise or something in that picture, to protect him from the sun I assume.

Guy is the biggest pussy on the planet.

Here it is:

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From what I heard, he thought if he white faced himself like that with sunscreen, nobody would be able to recognize him.

Also, aside from the ear-pro… how f***ing close are those targets? Sweet Jesus.

 

[not new guy]

I think the hiding from the paparazzi excuse is the best he could come up with after the fact. As if anyone would see a guy with a mime face on top of a motorized surfboard or whatever it was with a big security detail following him around and just dismiss it.

 

[Fixxah]

It is so he can't hear everyone yelling faggot at him.