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Colombian woman known as 'The Beast' dies after 'five hours of drug-fuelled sex'

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Reptile, Mar 21, 2019.

  1. enbloc

    enbloc NES Life Member NES Member

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    valid point...
     
  2. FPrice

    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    One of my old NCOs told us of the time he went to a house of "ill repute" somewhere up in Alaska.

    They went up to the room and were undressing when she noticed the rather small size of his package.

    "Who do you plan on satisfying with that?" she asked.

    He looked at her, grinned, and said, "Me baby.".
     
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  3. Reptile

    Reptile NES Member

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    We have no idea if he did her for the full 5 hours.

    It may have been that she died in the first 5 minutes and the guy kept on trucking.

    Must have been rigorous.
     
  4. Roof gunner

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    Died of a blown out o ring
     
  5. BBQ.Uncle

    BBQ.Uncle NES Life Member NES Member

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    You mispelled rigor mortis.
     
  6. enbloc

    enbloc NES Life Member NES Member

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    NES member known as 'The Beast' dies after 'five minutes' of drug-fuelled sex'
     
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  7. Dadstoys

    Dadstoys NES Member

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    She went doing what she loved.
     
  8. rudiewhitebwoy

    rudiewhitebwoy NES Life Member NES Member

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  9. radioman

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    5 hours of non-stop sex?
    What’s that? About a decades
    worth in one day?
     
  10. rudiewhitebwoy

    rudiewhitebwoy NES Life Member NES Member

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  11. enbloc

    enbloc NES Life Member NES Member

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  12. mass

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    5 hours? I think that's my total.
     

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