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COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

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  1. Adam_MA

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    COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

    Time Limit: 3 WEEKS

    1. What language is spoken in France?

    2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
    particular reference to architecture, literature, law and
    social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

    ____ (a) build a bridge
    ____ (b) sail the ocean
    ____ (c) lead an army or
    ____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

    4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
    ____ (a) Jewish
    ____ (b) Catholic
    ____ (c) Hindu
    ____ (d) Polish
    ____ (e) Agnostic

    5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the
    little hand is on the 5?

    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

    8. What are people in America's far north called?
    ____ (a) Westerners
    ____ (b) Southerners
    ____ (c) Northerners

    9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

    Bush: __________________________
    Carter: __________________________
    Clinton: __________________________


    10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last
    one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

    11. Where does rain come from?
    ____ (a) Macy's
    ____ (b) Kmart
    ____ (c) Canada
    ____ (d) the sky

    12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
    ____ (a) yes
    ____ (b) no

    13. What are coat hangers used for?

    14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for
    what country?

    15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic
    Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

    16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

    17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
    ____ (a) New York
    ____ (b) Florida
    ____ (c) Canada
    ____ (d) Wisconsin

    18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples
    do you have?

    19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

    20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began
    when (approximately)?
    ____ (a) B.C
    ____ (b) A.D.

    Signed _______________________
     

  2. Weerd Beard

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    must be an old joke! The New Pope is GERMAN not Polish
    [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol]

    Arrrr

    -Weer'd Beard "I may not be smart, but I can lift heavy things!"
     
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    And you failed because the question was:

    What religion is the Pope? (check only one)


    :D :D
     
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    Yeah, and he's GERMAN ya MO-RON!

    Duhhhhhh!

    [lol] [lol] [lol]

    What a prick!

    -Weer'd Beard
     
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    :D :D

    Too funny.


    Still, he's not Hindu either, so I guess I don't see your point?

    (trying to keep irking the pirate) tee-hee!
     
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    Ummmm, use the quote button much...


    You do know that I'm just razzin' ya, right?
     
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    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    News Flash:

    "Prominent NES Wiseacre found wrapped up in fishing net.

    Local dumb but strong pirate being questionned.

    Film at Eleven."
     
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    yeah

    dunno what happend with that last one....I was suposed to have written sompin.

    I just was going to quote Howie Car

    "I didn't come her to be made sport of!"


    hehehhe

    And frosty,if I get rid of a body ain't NOBODY gonna find it.

    There is stuff that's out there in the rollin' Blue that will turn you into bones overnight....and places where nobody will find said bones.

    good thing I'm a nice guy!

    Arrrrrr

    -Weer'd Beard "I'd rather be praised than punishe...but I'd rather be punished than ignored!!"
     
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    I have some friends that are Doctors, they tease like that as well. That they know ways to make it look like natrual causes. :D
     
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    Honestly there are pleanty of chemicals that will make it LOOK like a heart attack, and can be only detected by accute toxicology tests.

    Add this to a person who might be at risk of a heart attack...who's gonna ask questions?

    Man I watch too many Assassin movies, and books about hitmen....

    Arrr

    -Weer'd Beard
     
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    [​IMG]

    "Because you can't leave the body in the freezer for your Mum to find!"


    LOVE that movie. And for a Brit Guy Ritchy (Mr. Maddona [lol] ) does a VERY good job at avoiding "Hollywood Gun Fun"

    Arrrr

    -Weer'd Beard
     

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