City dog walkers suck!

That being said, I walk my doggone. I don't let her pee or poop on other folks grass I bag the poop. I'm a lawn nazi, don't let your mutt on my grass. I've followed some folks home and regifited their offerings

 

1. Completely empty dumpster.
2. Install comfy chair.
3. Bring libations.
4. Sit in chair, consume libations.
5. When crap flies into dumpster, stand up and yell " I don't crap in your house, don't crap in mine".

Problem will quickly be solved.

 

I yelled at a guy and he went in and pulled his bag out of there. Novody wants to smell dog crap in their own house when it is easier to throw it in the dumpster. There were 7 green and 3 blue bags on top when I walked by to go home. I would love to make a shit pie and slam it in their faces.

 

Being born and raised on a dairy farm, I can tell you that it can and does happen. Almost always to those bright city folk comin' out to get'em some country air. That is some funny shit to see. The best one was when a film crew came to the farm to do a dairy promo commercial. The camera guy had the bright idea to try to straddle the single strand electric fence, with a hugh camera on this shoulder. It didn't work out well for him, the camera or his nads.

 

What I'd really like to see is city dog walkers pair up with city bike delivery services...

 

Be happy if they are making into the dumpster. Just thrown over the fence onto the job is pretty common too.

 

Brilliant! Will this work on the homeless in Seattle?

 

True. True.

Putting the poop in the trash can on trash day is one thing. Dropping 50 bags in the dumpster at the local construction site is another. Although, TBF, each dog-walker is not realizing that 49 others are doing the same thing.

Just let the grease cool a bit as to not burn them first.

 

Oh....the person who's stuff is getting pissed on needs to put up a fence....the people with the dogs don't need to stop being azzholes.

Sounds like the typical entitled Pet Parent....

 

The shitbags are layered from the bottom to the top.

Doesn't smell as bad now that it is frozen but these people need to have piles of shit dumped on their steps.

Entitled- you betcha.

 

Reading comprehension? The point was that dogs will piss in places where other dogs have pissed already. I wasn't saying who should do what based on entitlement...

Do you want to be practical and not have piss on the materials, or complain on the internet? Which one will fix the problem?

 

No, the point is that entitled azzholes will let their dogs piss in inappropriate places because they're entitled azzholes. Other dogs wouldn't want to piss there if the first entitled azzhole wasn't an azzhole. And...just because your dog wants to piss somewhere doesn't mean you have to let it.

 

Wow.

I was on the NBD side in the poop in the garbage can thread, but this is a bit much.

Have you tried leaving out burger and antifreeze?

 

I experienced what you folks are talking about this morning. headed to an appointment and stopped at the corner stop sign. on the sidewalk were two little plastic bags tied with a neat knot. they looked like giant dumplings from dim sum.