Christmas Present????

[Cross-X]

Serbs Line Up For Testicle Shocks...

(This was reported on Leno last night...)

Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment.

Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock makes men temporarily infertile by stunning their sperm into a state of immobility.

He said: "We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low electricity currents flowing through them. This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days, which means couples can have sex without fear of getting pregnant. The method does not kill the sperm permanently and it does not affect the patient's health."

Dr Bojovic added patients were now lining up at his fertility clinic in Novi Banovci for the shock treatment, as it had none of the problems attached to using condoms, the male pill or having a vasectomy.

He added: "We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas."


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[Nickle]

Most effective contraceptive I've seen is Aspirin.




She puts it between her knees.

 

[Admin]

Somehow I don't see myself in that line. I hope they have the wires on a surge protector. [shock]

 

[SiameseRat]

Do you have an 800 number for that? [lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[Cross-X]

Do you have an 800 number for that? [lol] [lol] [lol]

Why, does our favorite Dwarf want one?

 

[Moderator]

yeah, put me down for 1.....um better make that 2 I'll get both the Clintons something this year.

 

[dwarven1]

stunning their sperm into a state of immobility.

I'm probably going to regret saying this... but it sure stunned ME!

Somehow, I just can't see foreplay with a Tesla coil... (and yes, I know that's what the so-called "violet wands" are - I just don't see the attraction!)

Ross

 

[Nickle]

Somehow I don't see myself in that line. I hope they have the wires on a surge protector. [shock]

Why? Because of the closeness of the wires on SMALL objects?

 

[dwarven1]

Do you have an 800 number for that? [lol] [lol] [lol]

Why, does our favorite Dwarf want one?

Not even on a bet.

See previous post.

And you're doing it again... stop putting words in my mouth, Counselor. [roll]

 

[Nickle]

I think we could use one on the couselor, but we'll have to get his wife's purse to find them.

 

[Admin]

Somehow I don't see myself in that line. I hope they have the wires on a surge protector. [shock]

Why? Because of the closeness of the wires on SMALL objects?

I'm not Irish. If I was in that line they would have to use jumper cables.

 

[dwarven1]

We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles

I probably don't want to know; but how, exactly, do they "attach electrodes" to the testicles? Alligator clips??

Oh, man... this is just so wrong on a multitude of levels.

 

[Nickle]

Careful, I'm part Irish. The jumper cables would have to be attached to the brain, since an Irishman is too stupid for anything else to work. And too drunk usually to even get it up.

Now if we could just make the Kennedy's and Kerry's quit giving us honest Irishman a bad name.

Well, Teddy fits the drunken part, anyway.

 

[Cross-X]

Do you have an 800 number for that? [lol] [lol] [lol]

Why, does our favorite Dwarf want one?

Not even on a bet.

See previous post.

And you're doing it again... stop putting words in my mouth, Counselor. [roll]

Nay, nay, sahib -- I was just asking a question.

I would have thought you would be pleased that I am thinking of you always. [roll]

 

[Cross-X]

Somehow I don't see myself in that line. I hope they have the wires on a surge protector. [shock]

Why? Because of the closeness of the wires on SMALL objects?

I'm not Irish. If I was in that line they would have to use jumper cables.

That's right -- all Marines have big balls, and if they don't, the USMC issues them to 'em upon graduation from boot camp! [lol]

 

[Grifter]

I assume they shave the area and then attach those dumb sticky things they put on your chest in the hospital. Don't expect me to know the name, we don't use em in the lab.

I would go have it done. Seeing as how I absolutely hate condomsand I'm sure worse things have been done to me. But would a woman really believe or could she trust you that you had this procedure done within the time allowance???

I just can't wait for the men pill. Course I'm cheap and might replace the pills with pez if I know I'll never see the girl again.


Just a joke.