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Caption Fun 9-13-05

May 2, 2005
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NES Press 9-13-05: "While attending speech earlier this morning given by Senator Teddie Kennedy, the hot air generated was far to great in volume and pressure for the presidents umbrella to withstand the force. The EPA is now looking into using the senator's never ending supply of hot air as both an alternative energy, and to dry the still flooded state of Louisiana"

President Bush was forced to take away Senator Kennedy's martini glass after he told Rosie O'Donnell she was "looking good". When asked why he cut off the Senator from Massachusetts the President replied, "I wouldn't wish her on my worst enemy!"
President Bush demonstrates how well the "umbrella" of social services initiated by Democratic administrations works.
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