Caption Fun 8-23-05

[Moderator]

 

[Moderator]

"I used to think this squirrel was crazy, now I can see it’s nuts."

 

[SiameseRat]

After a particularly bad year, Bob and Thelma try their Thanksgiving luck on a decidedly less meaty wishbone...

 

[C-pher]

"We have ways of making you talk."

 

[Chris]

When the divining rod failed to find a good location for their well, Martha and Tom tried other less well known methods.

 

[Adam_MA]

"Right there Martha, That's where the stink comes from"

 

[dwarven1]

"I wish these darn squirrels would stop eating our bird seed!"

 

[MrsWildweasel]

Okay, now Make a Wish. [twisted]

 

[Screamin Beagle]

Due to recent state funding passed by the legislature, the squirrel artificial insemination program has been reintroduced.

 

[Admin]

"Margaret, this is a cornhole. Say it with me CORN-HOLE"

 

[dwarven1]

I know I should wait for tomorrow to post this in a new thread, but I couldn't resist...

 

[Nickle]

"Damn, but that sure is a short runway."

 

[C-pher]

"See Daffy, I just used the air brakes."

 

[Adam_MA]

"Ok hit that button there and the JATO's will do the rest"

 

[FPrice]

"Despite mechanical problems, Flight 119 was bound and determined to make it's maiden Trans-Atlantic trip."

 

[Cross-X]

"I told you I am the master of short-field landings!"

 

[SiameseRat]

In the never-ending effort to compete with SouthWest and JetBlue's economy class flights, USAir today revealed plans for their new "Extra-economy" line...

 

[SiameseRat]

Or...

Yet another example of former multi-billionaire getting totally hosed in the divorce settlement because he didn't believe in a pre-nup.

 

[Chris]

Trying to capitalize on the off-shore international airport as Japan did, the small island nation of Trinidad announced that it's new International terminal was open on August 23, 2005. The new airport was closed two hours later as the one and only airline using the facility went bankrupt.

 

[Cross-X]

If this old barge could just get up to 170 mph, we could take off!

 

[Cross-X]

OK, Marge, hit the button for the catapult!

 

[Lynne]

Honey, I'm home!

 

[Cross-X]

Hey! Who stole the rest of the runway?

 

[Lynne]

Nevermind...I deleted it. [roll]

 

[Cross-X]

Uhh, Lynne, I think the gremlins are at it again.

Your last post is a mess!

 

[Cross-X]

That link don't hunt!

 

[Lynne]

 

[Chris]

US Childcare goes to the dogs.


OK you, I have no opposable thumbs, so no messy diapers and we'll get along just fine!

 

[Nickle]

"Boy, do you need a breath mint."

 

[Adam_MA]

"Boy, do you need a breath mint."

And I'm sure the dog could use one too!