Caption Fun 7-27-05

[Moderator]

 

[C-pher]

I don't want to hear one more thing about that damn Rubber Ducky!!

 

[Moderator]

"How many times must I tell you Mother F***ers Ernie and I are just roomates"

 

[C-pher]

"How many times must I tell you Mother F***ers Ernie and I are just roomates"

HAAA!!!

 

[dwarven1]

I'm going out hunting for our Thanksgiving dinner... Say, anyone seen Big Bird this morning?

 

[Moderator]

"I am not a conehead. Do I studder?"

 

[C-pher]

Here's your proof http://www.bertisevil.tv/ BITCH!

 

[Moderator]

Here's your proof http://www.bertisevil.tv/ BITCH!

and people say you can only find porn on the net

 

[MrsWildweasel]

Big Bird, Rubber Ducky,What do you mean there missing.

 

[Chris]

"Well, it's a damn F***ing children's show! I have to F***ing pretend I love these F***ing pidgeons while on the F***ing camera. What F***ing wacko in their right F***ing mind wants F***ing pidgeon poop all over their F***ing house. Fer F***in' Crist's sake! Ernie, bring me another F***ing bottle of Jack!"

 

[SiameseRat]

Fomer child star, Bert, prepares for his first day at his new job with the US Postal Sevice...

 

[Nickle]

Fomer child star, Bert, prepares for his first day at his new job with the US Postal Sevice...

Funny! My wife's cousin's husband is a "Letter Carrier" in El Paso. Retired army SGM, ex-Special Forces. Not your average "Postal Employee". You'd have to know this guy to get it. He's absolutely great, though really intense. He's about 60, and I wish I had a third of his energy.

 

[KMaurer]

I good friend of ours just retired after 30 years as a letter carrier. He told me a few years back that he never had any trouble with people swiping stuff off his car or otherwise messing with it. He had two large decals in the back window: one fro the letter carriers' union, and the other from NRA. I guess they got the message. [twisted]

Ken

 

[Admin]

"I'm going to make Ernie my bitch yet again!"