Moderator Moderator NES Member Joined Apr 27, 2005 Messages 16,511 Likes 1,712 Location ⚀ ⚂ ⚀ ⚂ Feedback: 38 / 0 / 0 Jul 25, 2005 #1/12 ok I'm sure we can come up with some good ones for this
Moderator Moderator NES Member Joined Apr 27, 2005 Messages 16,511 Likes 1,712 Location ⚀ ⚂ ⚀ ⚂ Feedback: 38 / 0 / 0 Jul 25, 2005 #2/12 "Nice fowl but, how would you like to shake tha hand of the man who shook the hand of the man that invented the internet?"
"Nice fowl but, how would you like to shake tha hand of the man who shook the hand of the man that invented the internet?"
Admin Staff Member Administrator Moderator NES Member Joined Feb 25, 2005 Messages 43,531 Likes 45,885 Location Monadnock area, NH Feedback: 18 / 0 / 0 Jul 25, 2005 #3/12 Kerry : "So what kind of bird is that? A Chinese chicken?" "I voted against hunting once, then I voted for it."
Kerry : "So what kind of bird is that? A Chinese chicken?" "I voted against hunting once, then I voted for it."
Chris NES Member Joined May 24, 2005 Messages 14,032 Likes 9,577 Location Just east of Zone 9, but in Worcester County. Feedback: 6 / 0 / 0 Jul 25, 2005 #4/12 "Yup, must be my bird, I pretty much blew off it's right wing."
Lynne Joined Mar 9, 2005 Messages 13,887 Likes 222 Location Haverhill, MA Feedback: 0 / 0 / 0 Jul 25, 2005 #5/12 "Remember now, when we walk out towards the cars, tell the reporters I got it, okay?"
C-pher Joined Jun 7, 2005 Messages 23,159 Likes 1,022 Location The Land of Confusion and Pissed off! Feedback: 49 / 0 / 0 Jul 25, 2005 #6/12 So, that's how that works...Don't tell anyone.
dwarven1 Lonely Mountain Arms Joined Mar 13, 2005 Messages 27,889 Likes 2,470 Location Starksboro, VT Feedback: 33 / 0 / 0 Jul 25, 2005 #7/12 I can just see Kerry saying "Would this thing work on George Bush, too?"
Cptn5spd Joined Jul 25, 2005 Messages 292 Likes 1 Location Rhode Island Feedback: 0 / 0 / 0 Jul 25, 2005 #8/12 Kerry - "This has been a fun hunting trip, did I vote against this?"
KingCobra58 Joined Mar 12, 2005 Messages 132 Likes 0 Location North of Boston, MA Feedback: 0 / 0 / 0 Jul 25, 2005 #9/12 Kerry – "Let's hope my campaign doesn't end up like this poor fellow."
Paulm NES Member Joined Mar 11, 2005 Messages 537 Likes 43 Location Stoneham MA Feedback: 7 / 0 / 0 Jul 25, 2005 #10/12 "Yes Senator, it is dead, unfortunately it appears that it died of boredom while you were crawling around on your belly"
"Yes Senator, it is dead, unfortunately it appears that it died of boredom while you were crawling around on your belly"
B Bruce for NH State Rep Joined May 19, 2005 Messages 2,145 Likes 160 Location Brentwood, NH Feedback: 1 / 0 / 0 Jul 25, 2005 #11/12 Damn it, Jeeves! You told me we'd be shooting PEASANTS!
Brent Moderator NES Member Joined Feb 25, 2005 Messages 595 Likes 8 Location Putnam, CT Feedback: 1 / 0 / 0 Jul 25, 2005 #12/12 Now if we can just figure a way to ban the birds, there would be no reason for people to own guns.