Caption fun 10-16-05

[Moderator]

 

[Lynne]

"Well...it was like this...the wife tells me to leave the damn guns alone and do SOMETHING constructive, so..."

 

[C-pher]

This box hold 6 letters and two packages, I alrealy took out four, maybe five letters...So, can you fit my mail? Well, can ya?

 

[MrsWildweasel]

After several years of having the snowplows take out their mailboxes,they decide to give them a warning.

 

[Grifter]

After several years of having the snowplows take out their mailboxes,they decide to give them a warning.

lol D*mn, I was going to say "After the seventh time the Smiths found a bag of poo in their mailbox they decided to send the neighborhood kids a message"

 

[MrsWildweasel]

Couldn't resist. I've seen them plow around here and purposely take out mailboxes. [lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[Chris]

A recent death in the local Post Office was traced to this mailbox. The postal worker, a former Olympic pistol bullseye coach, had a nervous breakdown on the job last Tuesday. Co workers are reported to have heard the man muttering "Jus' Ain't right loading magazines in the barrel." and "make ye mess around with the muzzle when the loaded chamber flag is up." suspecting that somethng along the route he was covering for Ed had spooked him. It wasn't until after the postal worker's body had been discovered that anyone realized just what it was that caused his reaction. Officials are witholding the name of the postal worker until family have been notified.

 

[Skald]

Mondy, the USPS Postmaster General unveiled their new mailbox.