BREAKING NOW: MIDGET ON MOPED ARRESTED AFTER FLEEING SOUTHBAY SHOOTING

[mikeyp]

Both my grandfathers too, lung and brain. lifelong smokers. My parents are in their 60s, that generations high level of smokers is coming to roost

 

[Marty McFly]

Many of us have met him. He's no small guy, but I bet this was one of his minions. Also, the perp looks strangely familiar...

Maybe he is in disguise

 

[Quite_Exasperated]

Mine too. I'm not a Russian woman

I just play one on tv..

 

[Mountain]

5'-2" blonde female about 98lbs, green eyes, C cup late 30s. /oh we aren't supposed to let the secret out?

Based upon meeting the real Reptile at the Monadnock shoots, there's been some serious catfishing going on around here. I hate to break the bad news to you but...

 

[Marty McFly]

I just play one on tv..

Or in front of my mirror on satur......nevermind

 

[Wrench75]

Smashed that shit like


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8

Damn you. That's gonna be stuck in my head for at least 3 days now.

 

[Davidk]

A midget psychic broke out of prison. Police put out a APB for a small medium at large

 

[Bonesinium]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eShXvAyfFjM

 

[Reptile]

I don't know what peaks my interest more:

1. The perp.

2. Where is the moped - was it a Ruckus?

3. His Air Jordans.

 

[AHM]

midgets = ratings

 

[MAGA99]

My mother lasted 5 months. My father got diagnosed with esophageal cancer a year later. He’s on deaths door now. Good times.

Sorry to hear that, that’s what took my dad back in 13.

 

[greencobra]

didn't know news agencies used the word midget when getting into the hard stories.

 

[heron163]

this is truly amazing... not that a midget is on a moped but that reptile didn't start this thread...

 

[PL-52]

didn't know news agencies used the word midget when getting into the hard stories.

They usually just misquote a tall subject for a short comment.

 

[Welder1]

His record was that of a small time criminal.

 

[Wickedcoolname]

When I become emperor I will execute anyone who calls a scooter a moped. Mopeds have a motor and PEDALS.
That irks me almost as much as people who pronounce the T in often. They will also be executed right along with shopping cart non-returners.

 

[DPR]

this is truly amazing... not that a midget is on a moped but that reptile didn't start this thread...

The article made no absurd comments about midgets taking over the world, midgets raping and pillaging all over Boston, how this was the start of dwarfpocalypse or how mopeds are really cool so it must have been too boring for it.

 

[fencer]

A midget on a moped is nothing at all like a Reptile on a Ruckus.

 

[GaryO]

Of course a couple of woke people are upset with the puns on the tweet.
Looks like he's going to be shopping in the kids section of the commissary.

 

[FPrice]

My profile can be...misleading.

Mine too. I'm not a Russian woman

That's why when it comes to COVID19 I self-identify as a US Congressman.

 

[namedpipes]

I was going to suggest the thread be turned into a "Midget Microthread" but it's heading towards Mega status...

Such a lot of posts for such a little incident

 

[MaroonedinMA]

51 posts and NO ONE has raised the issue of when Van Halen hired a midget security crew for their world tour….literally the most relevant part of this thread.

 

[MAGA99]

When I become emperor I will execute anyone who calls a scooter a moped. Mopeds have a motor and PEDALS.
That irks me almost as much as people who pronounce the T in often. They will also be executed right along with shopping cart non-returners.

I’m with you on the moped thing, but how do you pronounce often without a T?

 

[not new guy]

So is “midget” politically incorrect or not? My wife, who has been known to watch some tv show with a bunch of black midget sluts in it, keeps telling me that I have to call them little people.

 

[namedpipes]

So is “midget” politically incorrect or not? My wife, who has been known to watch some tv show with a bunch of black midget sluts in it, keeps telling me that I have to call them little people.

What's the name of the show?

Asking for a friend

 

[not new guy]

What's the name of the show?

Asking for a friend

Little Women: Atlanta

 

[FPrice]

With all apologies to all of my NES friends still posting here, I just HAVE to get out of this thread before I

 

[ReluctantDecoy]

So is “midget” politically incorrect or not? My wife, who has been known to watch some tv show with a bunch of black midget sluts in it, keeps telling me that I have to call them little people.

I believe the modern accepted term for anyone under 4' tall is "oompa loompa". Latin, if I'm not mistaken. Use scenario: "They dun knocked that oompa loompa out of his Jordan 3's!"

 

[Hailstorm]

I am surprised no one has staked out of a spray tan place waiting for a midget to come out. Then yell Oompa Loopa just to watch their reaction.

 

[drgrant]

I was hoping the midget would have killed Brian Laundrie and taken his wallet or something so we could stop hearing about that And the media would be forced to talk about a midget that killed some a**h*** lmao….

“midget shoots brian laundrie, flees from florida to Boston after long moped journey”