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This is the PERFECT answer. Jack.Funny had my annual physical yesterday. The doctor asked me if I had guns in the home. Me being the prick I am said I refuse to answer that next, she says i have to ask, i said i dont have to answer.
(Still prefer the bald-faced lie, but) there's something to be said for
going full Duane Ingalls Glasscock:
MD: Do you have guns in the home?
Pt. Do you want me to tell you whether I have guns in the home?
MD: Yes, I want you to tell me whether you have guns in the home.
Pt. How does it feel to want?
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