Boston cop had his Glock stolen by strippers in RI

Turtleboy is the only place putting up a pic of the cop:



The Boston Cop Who Had His Gun Stolen By 2 Providence Instaslampig Stripper He Was “Hanging Out” With Paid Way Too Much ($2,500), Got Played By The Pimp

 

WTF is up (no pun intended) with her left eyebrow???? Is she The Rock's illegitimate kid or something? Or always just half-surprised?

 

you would think him being a cop and all that the first thing he would have done was STFU and call a lawyer.

Call the locals to tell them your gun was stolen and then STFU and get a lawyer or union rep or whatever the popo does when they screw up.

If this guy had a chance for his job to be saved my guess is that opportunity is gone now. Only question remains is how much jail time he gets..

 

‘He’s a dirty cop’: Family of man charged with stealing Boston officer’s gun proclaims his innocence

 

Too many good Spock memes to chose just one to post.

Spoiler: Oh, <bleep> it - I give up

 

Fired on sight??? I mean, do you really need to SEE him to fire him?? Basically, as long as he's in hiding, they have to keep paying him and can't fire him. Can I get that job.

Oh and no, I'm not gonna bother joking with "Gunplay" and is sister "Honey Pompey" (I'm assuming A-it's her real name and B-she's (wuz) married. But it still sounds gangsta.)

 

Wait the "officer" hasn't been charged for soliciting a prostitute?

 

Lol, no, they were just "hanging out" for $2,500.00.

 

They were ROFLTAOing about the latest developments in the case
during the last hour of Howie's show today.

BigSteve207's engineering value judgement was that
if you're in a fancy hotel's lobby in the nation's capitol,
and you see some willowy thing in a full-length dress and high heels,
you might think to yourself, "could that be an escort?".

But that the two ladies in this case couldn't be mistaken for
anyone engaged in such high-class endeavors.

So the $2500 price tag was a particularly big mystery to him.

 

I'm not sure if anyone mentioned it but they put the gun in the mail slot of a fire station the next afternoon, so it's been recovered.

 

Sometimes they quote a contract price which includes spare parts, Armorer training and support and the like.

Not sure if that’s the case here, sounds high even for that.

 

They said "mail slot", but I had to wonder...

 

Also a detail from the story I've not seen mentioned here, when the cop was breaking up the fight between "Gunplay" and the hookers, he stated he was a cop, and had a gun in his car.

Clearly a Rhodes Scholar.

 

You've heard of "lazy eye"? Well, that's "hyperactive eyebrow".

 

The Strippers, JFK, and Stalin, like guns. Cops gotta learn to use the Oxford Comma.

 

$2500 - lots of details I guess!

 

Does this boob earn enough to have $2500 for mail slot access?

This boob headed bulb head looks like a clown.

 

I’ll sell anybody a Glock 22 for just $2500. What a deal.

 

Me too!