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Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Adam_MA, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. Adam_MA

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    A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how
    many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her
    friend blonde friend from next door had recently done the same
    job and the two rooms were identical in size.

    "Buffy," she said, "how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for
    your bedroom?"

    "Ten," said Buffy.

    So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but
    she had 2 rolls leftover.

    "Buffy," she said. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the
    bedroom, but I've got 2 leftover!"

    "Yes," said Buffy. "So did I."
     

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    [lol]
     
  3. C-pher

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    Two blonds were driving to Disneyland.

    They got off the exit and saw the sign that read, "Disneyland Left"

    So they turned around and went home.
     
  4. thalife

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    Why'd the blonde jump off a cliff?





    She was wearing maxi with wings.
     

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