Blizzard Bush's Fault

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Dec 7, 2005
Upstate NY
Subject: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast

*Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard *
*Minorities Hit Hardest *
*by Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06 *

As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow *
continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who
could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial
supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so essential to
surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered.

"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out
to buy my damn lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living
room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it
here on me?"

Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the
timing terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick
into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?"
wrote blogger FUAmericaNBush2.

Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty.
Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new
medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting
activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random
choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing

"The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the
President and Congress knows that."

Calls for impeachment over "Snow-Gate" as some are calling it already
are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered *
underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the
Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds. *

Or something like that.

More breaking news......

Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.*

Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware.
Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the
unsuspecting consumer?*

I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm.
THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and
the Republicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate
needs to investigate this with administration people under oath.*

I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors
of her home to all of the heat less poor of her neighborhood and is busy
baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the
nearly frozen teen-aged girls.*
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