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"Black Coffee" drinkers often possess psychopathic traits, are sadistic...

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  1. TJL

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    (WHDH) — A recent study conducted by a university in Austria found that black coffee drinkers often have psychopathic or sadistic traits.

    In two studies, 1,000 adults around the age of 35 were asked in a survey what their taste preferences were when it came to bitter items such as drinks and food, according to the University of Innsbruck.

    Participants in the study answered questions related to personality traits such as Machiavellianism, psychopathy, narcissism, sadism, and aggression.

    Researchers concluded that those who enjoy bitter tastes tend to have an unpleasant demeanor compared to those who have sweet, sour, and salty taste preferences.

    The results of both studies confirmed that bitter taste preferences are “positively associated with malevolent personality traits, with the most robust relation to everyday sadism and psychopathy,” according to the university.

    The study did note that those with bitter food preferences tend to be more open as opposed to anti-social.


    Study: Black coffee drinkers often possess psychopathic traits
     
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  2. Pete85

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    Next up, a law banning guns for anyone who drinks their coffee black.
     
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    I always suspected that. Just a gut feeling.
     
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    You know, this was the first thread I saw right after I sat down with my cup of black coffee....
     
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    Hey! University of Innsbruck (never heard of you) and your stupid study! I drink coffee black because I'm lactose intolerant! Stop lactose shaming me! What do you want me to do, drink milk in my coffee then spent the next 2 days in the hospital as I have explosive diarrhea, then it takes another whole week after that before the poops queue up in the pipeline and I can finally poop again? I hope you all die of aids! GFY!!
     
  6. chrbla2000

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    I like my coffee like I like my women..... BITTER!
     
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    So now we have to look out for black people that drink coffee? :D
     
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    I wonder who payed for such a useless study?
     
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    Thanks for confirming the study! [laugh]
     
  10. Dennis in MA

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    I would be willing to be the majority of Greatest Generationals drank coffee black. Maybe they were all psycho.

    As far as current, I know a fair # of people that drink black coffee. And I know one psycho that does. Inconclusive.


    What they should do a study on is guys spending WAAAY too much time ordering their half-caf, extra-shot, extra-extra-extra-extra frappalatte's at Dunks. I'm thinking these guys are either psycho or possible heroin addicts looking for a massive sugar fix.
     
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    Well I know people that have had multiple visits to camp looney tunes that drink half a cup of sugar in their coffee
     
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    I better get my Black Rifle Coffee before it’s banned.

    Bob
     
  13. whalerman69

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    Love when I ask for a coffee black and they ask me what I want in it...
     
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    IIRC this is supposedly something the psychopaths have in common with autistics. (Can't cite the study at the moment, nor do I have time to look it up.)

    And I'm an Apsie who drinks black coffee. [grin]
     
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    According to various studies I'm supposed to be violent, racist, homophobic, Christian, uneducated, and now apparently psychotic and sadistic. This reminds me of the election night poll that gave Killary a 98% of victory. It's all useless garbage and whoever funds these studies needs to be throat-punched.
     
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    Had to do it

    But seriously black coffee is the way to go. Gives you that extra kick to get your ass up in the morning.
     
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    I don't know but that sounds sort of racist....
     
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    This is why we're psychotic. You'd think that the concept of pouring coffee from the damn pot to cup and putting it on the counter would be the easiest task these twatwaffles do all day, but they manage to mess it up - EVERY TIME!!!!!

    Me: "Large coffee, black no sugar"
    Idiot: "Cream and sugar?"
    Me: "No, thank you"
    Idiot: "Excuse me?"
    Me: "Just the coffee, please"
    Idiot: "But what do you want in it?"
    Me: "Nothing. Just the coffee"
    Idiot: "uhhhh, hold on"
    Me: "Never mind" Leaves and goes to Cumberland Farm and gets my own coffee.

    These clowns can get the "double mocha half soy cinnamon extra tall with skim milk and two splendas on the side latte cream pie flavored fudge water" order correct and read it back to man bun dipshit in front of me with no problem, but they lock up a the idea of pouring a cup of coffee. Makes me insane - I hope they all fall face first into a nest of bald faced hornets and while running in literal blind agony they stumble into a woodchuck hole and break their knee then get molested by a porcupine until help arrives the next day.
     
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    I also leave the sugar out. That makes the coffee paleo. Just like the cave men used to drink.
     
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    So it's not just me :mad:...Thank You Tuna! :)
     
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    DWB - drinking while black
     
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    Just try going well up into Canada, not just alone the border, e.g. a Tim Horton's in Nova Scotia... none of them have any idea how to make a coffee with nothing in it. I just get the confused/horrified stare like I just asked for coffee with blended kittens poured into it.
     
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    You know, at Starbucks, I never have trouble.

    I ONLY get Starbucks hot coffee when I'm bringing it home and dumping it into my insulated mug. So I get it black.

    "Medium Pike's Place, don't leave room for cream." BAM. Done! In and out. Give it a whirl in the Bux. You'll be in and out in no-time. The problem with getting black isn't a Starbucks - because they allow YOU to sweeten and lighten your own hot coffee. The problem is a Dunks. But I find it to be no issue as well.

    Maybe you guys have really bad accents or something. LOL. How many A's in Boston???? How many I's in Coffee?
     
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    hmmm, i really only know one guy who drinks black coffee and seriously, a real psycho. moved down south, mississippi or alabama. from mutual friends, I heard he's too weird even for them.
     
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    Ha! I was nuts before I started drinking coffee.

    But seriously, correlation doesn't mean causation. Same thing was said a few years ago about eating chocolate making you more likely to win the Nobel Prize.

    Smart Chocolate.png
     
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    Dass wacisss!...Oh, the coffee is black? Nevermind....
     
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    People who put cream and sugar in their coffee are the same ones who put Dr.Pepper in single malt Scotch.
     
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