Birthday home invasion

[Reptile]

Don't feel bad...

I had to bury my Elf on a Shelf this morning.

 

[IPSC_DRL]

I don't know if you are brave or silly for admitting this.

 

[mchncbill]

I don't know if you are brave or silly for admitting this.

Honest.

 

[Bfatz]

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[ColdDayInHell]

you didn't shoot the tree anyway? amateur.

alltreesmatter

 

[Andy in NH]

I've done similar stuff.

I came downstairs one morning in the twilight before dawn and was startled by a helium balloon that had lost just enough buoyancy (is that the right word?) to look like a human head peeking over the back of the couch.

 

[Marine-daughter]

I woke up on my birthday yesterday morning at 3:30 to my wife yelling and my lab running into our room then falling down. I saw a person in the living room. I jumped out of bed grabbed my pistol and ran out into the hallway. I screamed get out at the dark figure at the end of my hallway! I hit the lights and then realized I had drawn on and screamed at my Christmas tree! It was tough to get back to sleep with my heart beating out of my chest. I felt like a real fool. The moral of story is to always make sure you identify and are sure of your target.

I was freaking out thinking someone got into your home and hurt your dog. [sad2]

Glad it was just a Christmas Tree and you are all OK.

Happy Belated Birthday!

 

[ackar]

Mine is afraid of flies, he will go hide under the table and be messed up all night if one gets in the house

The tree or the dog?

 

[ackar]

Hey give the OP break. The tree has the thingy that goes up and looked threatening. He gave it a good scare and the tree knows it's place now. Got to keep the foliage in line!

 

[Chet0729]

I bet the dog was laughing at you.

 

[calsdad]

Why was your wife yelling in the middle of the night?


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And who's name was she yelling out?

 

[CTpatriot]

Good lesson showing your reaction to a situation.

 

[cfbackrow]

Trying not to nerd this thread up, but is your wife's name Rose or Jackie?

Sorry, can't help myself but without any threads about blinking lights in trees something has to get us through Christmas.

nice Dr WHo reference...

 

[Maxspeed]

Ban Guns. It's for the Christmas Trees.

 

[OCB]

How many tactical rolls did you do down the hallway?

 

[dragonballzz]

What would you have done if you found Santa Clause in your house?

 

[gamma19]

The tree was just turning it's life around, racist.

 

[jtnf]

The tree was just turning it's life around, racist.

Cut down in its prime?

 

[calsdad]

The tree was just turning it's life around, racist.

RE: "was just turning it's life around".

I watched the ABC Evening News the other day (I almost never do that - maybe twice a year) - they had a story about that woman who drove down the sidewalk in Las Vegas and killed a woman and injured a bunch of others. One of the things the news anchor idiot said was " she was just turning her life around" - I laughed out loud - and said to the wife " holy crap - it REALLY is that retarded".

She really didn't get what I was talking about.

 

[Maxspeed]

The tree was just turning it's leaf around, racist.

Had too