So, Joe, here's what you do:
You go to Yankee candle and buy a cinnamon/vanilla scented one. Then, you go home, up to the bedroom. You light the candle, close the blinds, and put some romantic music on. You lock the door and undress. Lay on the bed and, for a second, you enjoy the fresh linen, and can get all dreamy about getting my guns registered.
And then you f*** yourself.