best assault weapon?

[rcwhat]

here's my vote:

 

[arcadia25]

Excellent

 

[NRitland2]

In for 2

 

[MichaelJR]

Ntom where's the group buy? In for 12. F*** your group buy ntom, your group buys suck. You hear me, they SUCK.

 

[BE4TNUT]

Ntom where's the group buy? In for 12. F*** your group buy ntom, your group buys suck. You hear me, they SUCK.

So you're saying you're running this group buy? How many Serbs are included? Does it come with a bayonet? In for 7

 

[Jamie]

Stop using that ridiculous term "assault weapon". It's asinine.

 

[MichaelJR]

So you're saying you're running this group buy? How many Serbs are included? Does it come with a bayonet? In for 7

At least 13 serbs, 12 chickens, no bayonet, but it does come with a Slovakian belly dancer named henry.

 

[MisterHappy]

Shod foot.

Always have them (unless you're a dirt hippy or the TSA takes them), and they don't scare the sheep.

Next time an Anti starts on "assault weapon" point out that "shod foot" is often cited as a weapon in Mass.

 

[BE4TNUT]

At least 13 serbs, 12 chickens, no bayonet, but it does come with a Slovakian belly dancer named henry.

Ok and how many swords come with it?

 

[MichaelJR]

Ok and how many swords come with it?

No swords. There's a backorder on Katanas, DHS purchased them all just in case of a samurai uprising.

 

[Nick Fury]

Come on guys. At least show something real...

Mossberg & Sons | Centerfire

 

[mjfoley412]

There is no such thing as "assault weapons".

 

[Climbnsink]

The numbers point to hammers being the killyist assault weapon. We need a clip fed crossbow that shoots hammers. Total assault awesomeness.

 

[MichaelJR]

The numbers point to hammers being the killyist assault weapon. We need a clip fed crossbow that shoots hammers. Total assault awesomeness.

Except instead of a bayonet that mounts on a bayonet lug....how about a bayonet lug that mounts on a...bayonet?

 

[Golddiggie]

The numbers point to hammers being the killyist assault weapon. We need a clip fed crossbow that shoots hammers. Total assault awesomeness.

Now there will be a shortage on dead-blow, ball peen and claw hammers across the country. People will want to upgrade to sledge hammer throwers too. 10# sledge hammer throwers will make it onto the WMD list in no time.

 

[mcb]

Come on guys. At least show something real...

Mossberg & Sons | Centerfire

I wonder if they've actually sold one of those.

 

[ldp82]

my vote:

 

[rcwhat]

There is no such thing as "assault weapons".

sure there are, just about anything can be considered an assault weapon, if i attack you with a dirty good time towel, guess what, my stained up good time towel just became an assault weapon because it was a weapon that I used to assault you.....unless you liked it and were into it, then i guess i'd have to find a different "weapon" to assault you with.

 

[gearjunky13]

Get me Excalibur

 

[Golddiggie]

Come on guys. At least show something real...

Mossberg & Sons | Centerfire

Will you be able to keep the adjustable stock on it, or will you have to get it pinned in MA??

 

[Jamie]

sure there are, just about anything can be considered an assault weapon, if i attack you with a dirty good time towel, guess what, my stained up good time towel just became an assault weapon because it was a weapon that I used to assault you.....unless you liked it and were into it, then i guess i'd have to find a different "weapon" to assault you with.

Eww.

 

[BE4TNUT]

sure there are, just about anything can be considered an assault weapon, if i attack you with a dirty good time towel, guess what, my stained up good time towel just became an assault weapon because it was a weapon that I used to assault you.....unless you liked it and were into it, then i guess i'd have to find a different "weapon" to assault you with.

Or you can just take a normal weapon and sprinkle on some salt on it.

 

[enbloc]

I like pie.

 

[jsh]

Here's my "assault weapon"

 

[enbloc]

Oops. Meant to post this pix instead...

And this one for Boris...

 

[rcwhat]

wow, this thread just got WAY better!

 

[Yazz]

I like pie.

That will stop me! For 40 minutes.

 

[gunny4u]

Ijust knew it would be on AR platform.

 

[SKS Ray]

wow, this thread just got WAY better!

Yes it did but I'm going for the Lawgiver on this one