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Cool... do both barrels fire at the same time? How do you site in both barrels so that they hit the same spot no matter what distance you fire from? That's some advanced shooting skills there. For extra credit, I want to see one of the bullets hit the other bullet mid-flight. I would guess one caliber is faster than the other (9mm?), so you'll somehow need to get the slower caliber to fire a fraction of a second earlier than the faster caliber. Anyway, I think I've given you enough for your project next weekend.
Actually never tried to fire it for lack of ammo. That s**t is almost as hard to find as .32 rf extra short for the radial revolver!

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I suppose you could fire both barrels at once, though.
 

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Oh, so that's actually real and not a baseless lie. When it comes to odd guns, personally I wish I could get my hands on a Philippines Guerilla Gun. My wife's ancestors actually had owned one, but someone sold it for a bottle of Tanduay. Sad!
 

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pipes and prepper are not one-upping each other on their ammo storage and arsenals
Prepper has enough robin guano though that he could start his own smokeless powder factory and have at least one of the chemicals paid for in perpetuity.
 

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Sauer uses my services to check the catheters to verify non usage. As a plumber I am working on my doctorate at P.U.
I am just about to complete my Feces.
Did you use that lady with the vibrator behind her bed as part of your Fecis? that would be worth a chapter alone... [rofl] That was one of the funniest things I have ever read on NES.

-Mike
 

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Sauer uses my services to check the catheters to verify non usage. As a plumber I am working on my doctorate at P.U.
I am just about to complete my Feces.
Fun fact: The word "fecetious" shares the same root word with feces. So, the word literally means someone is full of feces.
 
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Oh, so that's actually real and not a baseless lie. When it comes to odd guns, personally I wish I could get my hands on a Philippines Guerilla Gun. My wife's ancestors actually had owned one, but someone sold it for a bottle of Tanduay. Sad!
Partial lie. I DO have some Flobert ammo (at least a few 9mm shells) and supposedly the 6mm barrel will shoot .22. However I wouldn't do it for a million bucks. Even a .22 would be too risky.

And I do have a radial revolver in .32 rfes, but ammo is still available for it at the bargain price of $1500/box of 50. However, a kindly, old-school reloader made a few rounds by hand for me and I HAVE shot that. That was at one of the Monadnock shoots and possibly one of the coolest guns I've ever shot.


(@Yazz, if you're in the office tomorrow I'll stop by)


And now back to our regularly scheduled lies.
 

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Partial lie. I DO have some Flobert ammo (at least a few 9mm shells) and supposedly the 6mm barrel will shoot .22. However I wouldn't do it for a million bucks. Even a .22 would be too risky.
Random point of curiousity (no lie here) but Clark Magnuson said a .25 ACP handgun was the only thing he found that he couldn't blow
up. The .25 ACP case would not hold enough powder of any kind to make the gun blow up.... [rofl]

I still remember some of his posts... (paraphrased)

"Today I loaded a 9mm in a Glock up to 1500 FPS. Double power recoil spring and extra power striker spring. I had to put the gun in a vise to pull the slide back to chamber a round. I fired it once, the recoil was horrendous."

[rofl]

-Mike
 
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Random point of curiousity (no lie here) but Clark Magnuson said a .25 ACP handgun was the only thing he found that he couldn't blow
up. The .25 ACP case would not hold enough powder of any kind to make the gun blow up.... [rofl]

I still remember some of his posts... (paraphrased)

"Today I loaded a 9mm in a Glock up to 1500 FPS. Double power recoil spring and extra power striker spring. I had to put the gun in a vise to pull the slide back to chamber a round. I fired it once, the recoil was horrendous."

[rofl]

-Mike
I recall putting one of EddieCoyle's 500 nuclear mags into my 357 Derringer. You want to talk about recoil. A certain miniature person shot it and wound up with a greenstick fracture.
 

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Fritz has fantasies about being serviced by the government.

(I don't judge. I do have some robin lube to help if you need any.)
 

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Liar! You told me you were all out. Do you have a new flock of those dirty little shitty birds?
All right, you caught me. While I wait for the next generation of robins to hatch, I have been substituting with goose turds. I just go around office parks and duck ponds to pick them up. Sorry I know... it makes the product a little more "gritty".
 

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That Bertha image was used last night in a scary game of "would you rather" by Fritz and his friends. It turns out his friends would rather do Tom Cruise and Larry the Cable Guy, but fortunately they drew the line at Rosie O'Donnell.
 

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Did you use that lady with the vibrator behind her bed as part of your Fecis? that would be worth a chapter alone... [rofl] That was one of the funniest things I have ever read on NES.

-Mike
We had that vibrator mounted on the wall at the shop!
 
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We had that vibrator mounted on the wall at the shop!
I can confirm. I dropped in to say hello this afternoon and saw it myself. It's actually a pretty decent back scratcher but Yazz thought it would be funny to turn it on while I was scratching. Wiseass.
 

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It is one of those Bluetooth adult toys... You are both correct about not turning it on. Someone in the internet turned it on who was watching with a voyeur cam.

Yazz did set up the live stream though.
 

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It is one of those Bluetooth adult toys... You are both correct about not turning it on. Someone in the internet turned it on who was watching with a voyeur cam.

Yazz did set up the live stream though.
The only live stream I know how to set up is at the tree in my back yard.
 

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Prepper watched the entire live stream of the Yazz orgy...he couldn't ID the thief, but he did observe an attendee wearing fine Corinthian leather S&M gear with what appeared to be Robin feathered accessories
 

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Grapes is doing sales support for a competitor or pipes' new replacement window installation business, but is having trouble with their marketing slogan of

"use us or you get the pipe and a lot of caulk"

pipes may or may not be under indictment from the labor department for using out of work bartenders and 13 year olds to complete the interior finish
 

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Pipes ruined our NES group buy of pedo Island by secretly bidding up its price to 20x its actual value. I had great plans for my robin sanctuary there.

(Do robins tolerate desert climates near the equator? Maybe I should verify this first.)
 
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