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Baseless Lies!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by namedpipes, Jan 1, 2017.

  1. Prepper

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    Sheldon has done great work to pave the way for general acceptance of my people within society. I am forever in debt to him.
     
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    Namedpipes this very minute is sitting in a beach chair, in the dark, at Hampton Beach. He wants to make sure he has front row seats for the Free the Nipple event. It isn't for another 3 weeks, but he is assuming a giant line is going to form days in advance. Although I would recommend just showing up at 8am August 26th and you should be all set.

    Meanwhile, he keeps himself occupied sifting the sand for used condoms, and building drug needle towers.
     
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  3. JayMcB

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    here's a surveillance photo of prepper keeping an eye on pipes that grapes has on her voyeur site. note his between the legs cam

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  4. Prepper

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    No... I'm ummmm ... reviewing photos on my camera. The blanket keeps the sun off the screen. All day long (there is a lot to review).
     
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  5. namedpipes

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    I'm at a different beach...
     
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    Pipes has no clue as to which beach he's on. He thought he called for an Uber to get to Hampton, but he mistakenly rang up GoRover. Jay's most talented dog got lost and Pipes is hopelessly stranded on the Cape somewhere.
     
  7. Prepper

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    Then you will be waiting a really long time for the event. If you want to speed things up a little, go to Vermont. Every beach there is by law a nude beach. So even if you see no one else naked, don't be deterred... just remove everything anyway and let it all hang out. If a cop shows up, just remind him it is the law.

    So no need to go to beaches like The Ledges, or Lake Willoughby where you will see naked people. Pick another beach and get the ball rolling on making it a nude beach too.
     
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  8. JayMcB

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    pipes isn't shopping for lot pricing for Hairy Potter plush sex dolls on alibaba to resell at Bear Week at the pride parade
     
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    I spent some time in the '80s going to different nude venues in German: saunas, Schwimmbads, lakes, beaches.

    There is absolutely nothing sexual about nudity.
     
  10. drgrant

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    I just hit up that place and they told me to tell you that they don't want any more cages full of shitting attack robins, and that the discount
    will no longer apply. I asked the lady who appeared to be their ringleader what the hell use they have for shitting attack robins. She said that if a customer leaves without paying they just release them outside and they'll just keep shitting all over the non-paying johns car and will literally follow the vehicle as long as they can. She said that most people were paying up though so they have a surplus of robins now and not to bring anymore because all the feed for the 2 dozen in the back you brought them is getting very expensive. She asked me if I wanted to take some home with me and I politely declined.

    -Mike
     
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    Fuhrer maura only holds town halls indoors and in GFZ's so prepper doesn't turn his attack robins loose on her supporters
     
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    Jay and some of the Baseless Lies Boys tried out for the new NFL male dancer jobs. None of them passed the tryouts. They are hoping for an NES crew where they will fit right in.

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    Not true! I identify (at this moment... could change any second now) as Asian female, so they would not let me try out for a job as a male dancer (sexists!!)
     
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    Now that they have a test kit to see if your drink has a roofie in it, Prepper developed his own to detect Viagra in his drink just in case the blind date doesn't quite believe s/he's really an Asian female. This came about after one unpleasant evening. I have no idea how he stayed seated for 4 hours while his lesbian date bought him 4 beers.
     
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    c'bob, that roofie test kit is really going to put a crimp in your dating life!
     
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    Naw, that's not a problem. With my current dating preferences I've switched to using a tranquilizer dart gun these days.
     
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    You know cougars prefer young boys, not old goats, right?
     
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    Namedpipes had a vacation to France and they searched his computer, discovering his entire collection of furry porn (mostly him as the 'actor' too). He has been banned from further entry to anywhere in Europe.
     
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    That is a LIE. I did not bring any furry porn with me, except for one video of a friend playing in a tire swing.

    I haven't been back to Europe for entirely different reasons!
     
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    I would not recommend going to China either. Their social credit score now includes furry viewing habits.
     
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    I have awesome news, rather than the usual creepy news we have on here... cockpitbob just got revenge on an antifa guy who had gotten away with attempted murder. The victim wasn't willing to do anything, but cockpitbob took the initiative. The video of the revenge is hilarious... antifa guy steps out of his house, and right into some dog shit on his door step. He curses, turns around to head back in to clean it up, and puts his hand right on dog shit smeared all over the outside door handle. After he's done cleaning all that up, he heads out to his car, reaches for his door handle and, you guessed it... it was smeared with dog shit. Cursing again and after he cleans that mess up, he heads back out to his car, opens the door, gets in and notices lots of robin poop on the windshield. He puts the wipers on, only to discover that the bottom side of both wiper blades was hiding dog shit that then gets smeared all over his windshield. He spends the next hour cleaning that up, cursing the whole time, then goes back out again, gets in, starts driving away and opens the sun roof... a big dog shit was perched at the edge of the sun roof ready to fall in, and it does, right on his head and onto his lap. Another hour later, he's finally successfully driving away, unaware that there's a few more dog shits on his engine block ready to get cooked, as well as some shoved in the heating vents. I never laughed so hard before... I need to go see the doctor for pulled abdomen muscles.
     
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    Holy f*** I saw this guy at the gas station this morning. He opened his fuel filler door and what appeared to be a couple of mid sized dog turds/lunar logs rolled right out of the filler area!! I've never seen someone get so mad in my life, it was like that broad screaming in pain after trump got elected. He was literally cursing and jumping around like a maniac .... [rofl]
     
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    Oh yes, I forgot about those. Cockpitbob crammed a good amount of it down the filler hole too.
     
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    I do NOT want to know what that is code for...
     
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    This is a baseless LIES thread [laugh]
     
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    This is NOT a baseless lies thread :p
     
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    Well, there was one word in that sentence that was a lie- 'filler'. [shocked]
     
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    I don't own a dog[wink]
     
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    I saw cockpitbob on Beacon Hill collecting dog bags from the dog walkers!
     
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    Since plastic bags are being banned most everywhere, Bob is collecting dog sacks.
     

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