Baseless Lies!

I'm getting a head start on breaking my New Years Resolution to "Be More Productive".

So here we are...

Post some baseless lie about the person in the post just before you. It must be a lie (or at least you believe it to be a lie). The more outrageous, the better - such as "he used to steal lunch money from the hall monitor in school".

No need to be cruel - be vindictive to people in PM's. This is for fun and for distracting me from the broken car waiting for me in the driveway.

As with Zombie movies, somebody has to go first...

 

If you didn't get hammered last night and plow the car into the busload of school children, it wouldn't be broken, would it?

 

Namedpipes called my pipes clean.

 

Dhuze, swatgig has that "package" you ordered.

sent from my chimney using smoke signals

 

OP once reported a person to a Mod for selling post ban standard capacity mags in the NES classifieds.

 

Greg has a large _enis...

 

"Pete" is really "Jill" and lives in Wyoming

 

StevieP is the love child of Nancy Pelosi and an Arfcom moderator.

 

Mass Pete ,is a "ghost writer" for the Clinton Foundation fund raising dept.

 

StevieP was drunk and got a tattoo of the San Diego Chicken - he can't afford laser removal, so every day he uses sharpie markers to make it look like an eagle.

 

Hey StevieP! Richard Simmons called...said he found your Dick!

Man...am I slow this morning!

 

Sky doesn't inhale

 

Swatgig is responsible for the federal ban of lawn darts.

 

Waher ghost-wrote the AG guidance document released on 7-20

 

JayMcB's pants pockets are NOT cut out for easy access.

 

dhuze masturbates while watching the volleyball scene from Top Gun.

 

Greg has a closet full of womans pumps in size 12....

 

Greg uses 22lr ammo as aquarium gravel

 

iofneedle dresses like his avatar at rest areas and truck stops.

Wait is that a lie?

 

Infoneedle isn't really a member of anything,he is just trying to fit in.

 

Greg picked his Avatar because he thought the guy had a purdy mouth

 

Greg and Dench have slumber parties, binge watching The Walking Dead and Fear of TWD

DRAT! Sky and I are both slow today

 

Namedpipes loves women.

 

Broccoli-Iglesias disgusted Congresswoman Carolyn McCarthy so much trying to show her his “thing that goes up” that she was forced to look into other non-existent things that go up.

 

Artie is having an illicit affair with Elizabeth Warren

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

 

noxin is Elizabeth Warren.

 

It's only funny till someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious!

 

Greg was Maura Healey's last male date.

 

Swatgig likes cats

 

Whatluck doesn't like cats.