Baseless Lies!

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  1. namedpipes

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    I'm getting a head start on breaking my New Years Resolution to "Be More Productive".

    So here we are...

    Post some baseless lie about the person in the post just before you. It must be a lie (or at least you believe it to be a lie). The more outrageous, the better - such as "he used to steal lunch money from the hall monitor in school".

    No need to be cruel - be vindictive to people in PM's. This is for fun and for distracting me from the broken car waiting for me in the driveway.

    As with Zombie movies, somebody has to go first...
     
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    If you didn't get hammered last night and plow the car into the busload of school children, it wouldn't be broken, would it?
     
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    Dhuze, swatgig has that "package" you ordered.

    sent from my chimney using smoke signals
     
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    Wait is that a lie?
     
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