(note: the names have been changed to protect the innocent.)
A doctor says to his patient "John", "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is you're showing signs of being a homosexual."
"With bad news like that, what could be the good news?" "John" asks.
"The good news is I think you're cute."
A doctor says to his patient "John", "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is you're showing signs of being a homosexual."
"With bad news like that, what could be the good news?" "John" asks.
"The good news is I think you're cute."