Bad day for the Pope...

[dwarven1]

Just heard on the news that the new Pope (Benedict?) is on an unofficial visit to New York and attended Mass at a local church in a largely Chinese area of Brooklyn.

After Mass he met with some of the younger children and their parents - one of the children had been chosen to show the Pope to his seat and then the children were to put on a short concert for his benefit. Unfortunately, things didn't start off too well... according to the reporter who was there at the time (Juan Santos with the Times), the child who was playing the trombone extended the slide too far and hit the kid (with the Pope) in the head quite hard. Poor kid... he was a Juan eyed, Wan horned, crying pupil papal leader.

 

[SiameseRat]

 

[C-pher]

Well, I heard that this guy from Czechslovakia was visiting Darius the lawyer in here in Mass, and they went for a up by Mount Washington.

While they were hiking they were attacked by 2 bears, one male and one female. The male bear dismembered and ate the Czechslovakian guy, but the Darius managed to escape.

He ran straight to the nearest Rangers station, and told them what had happened, and they sent out a group of rangers to see what was going on.

Sure enough, the Rangers arrived at the place that Darius mentioned, and there were the female and the male bears. So one of the Rangers took his rifle and shot the female.

So the other Rangers asked "why did you shoot the female? he said that the male ate his friend" So the Ranger answers "Would you believe a lawyer if he told you that the Czech is in the male?"

 

[Lynne]

<GROAN> on both of them!

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