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kill him, but do it slowly, so he knows he's dying.
Three guys are walking through a jungle when they are caught and taken prisoner by a savage tribe. The tribe chief says to the first man, "I will give you two choices. Death, or bungie."
The man, not knowing what 'bungie' was, decided to choose that, because anything could be better than death. So the tribe proceeded to sodomize him repeatedly, for over an hour until he could barely walk. He stumbled away in tears as the other two men watched in horror.
The chief asks the second man, "Death, or bungie?" The man was horrified by what he had seen, but still would rather not die. He chose bungie, and the tribe proceeded to sodomize him even more viciously than the first man, for hours and hours, leaving him permanently crippled. He dragged himself away, sobbing.
The chief asked the last man, "Death or bungie?" The man decided that anything could be better than this 'bungie', even death. "I choose death!" the man exclaimed, bravely. The chief smiled. "Very well. Death.. by bungie!"
Reminds me of a joke.
Good thing NES has become a death cult. Jesus. This requires a full trial with many a witness testifying before the rope is considered. In all likelihoodyou will end up with a guilty verdict, and then you tough guys can get your rocks off by pulling the gallows lever.
i'm already rubbing one out.
Is execution boner in any way related to murder boner?
The key to the level of silence is the fact that the walls, floor and ceiling absorb all sound, rather than reflecting it, as most surfaces do. Thus the term anechoic: no echo. It’s so quiet, you can hear your own organs: your heart, stomach, even your ears, which make a tiny amount of noise. It turns out that it’s not an especially pleasant experience, especially in the dark. The longest anyone has ever spent alone in the chamber? Forty-five minutes.
Is sexecution boner in any way related to murder boner?
So much boner in this thread.
Trial then Firing Squad, or Hanging pending the verdict.
Televised, for all to see.
Trial, yes. But I like this better: Take the piece of shit to the nearest pig farm. Drop him in the pit alive and let the swine do with him as they will. Audio and videotape it all for national news broadcasts. THAT will put a damper on violent crime.
Trial, yes. But I like this better: Take the piece of shit to the nearest pig farm. Drop him in the pit alive and let the swine do with him as they will. Audio and videotape it all for national news broadcasts. THAT will put a damper on violent crime.
We can't pull the lever, Lethal injection is the sole method of execution in Colorado.
It's softer.
Unless you're the executioner.
Or a woman, in which case it's referred to as a "Murder Sploosh" or an "Execution Sploosh".
Murder Splooshes are splooshier.
Trial, yes. But I like this better: Take the piece of shit to the nearest pig farm. Drop him in the pit alive and let the swine do with him as they will. Audio and videotape it all for national news broadcasts. THAT will put a damper on violent crime.