Attempted Murder/Suicide At Dallas Gun Range

What can ya do? Some psycho selects you as the first and maybe only victim you have little chance. I guess when you go leave more than debt behind
 
I wish perps would get the order right; suicide first, then ... oh wait, there is no "then" then.
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Could you imagine getting suicide wrong? I think you do like a whole bunch of crazy shit at once to guarantee it.

Take a lethal amount of drugs, shoot yourself, while standing on the edge of a bridge, holding a dumbbell. I don’t know something better than that.

But for f***s sake, how often do people f*** this up?
 
Could you imagine getting suicide wrong? I think you do like a whole bunch of crazy shit at once to guarantee it.

Take a lethal amount of drugs, shoot yourself, while standing on the edge of a bridge, holding a dumbbell. I don’t know something better than that.

But for f***s sake, how often do people f*** this up?
It's largely because of Hollywood logic being applied to firearms..... for example a lot of people have survived being shot in the head because they pretty much took something that's borderline weak like a 38 snub revolver and basically pressed it up against their skull in a hard place and pulled the trigger.. not realizing that it's like the hardest bone in their body and then they wake up like 10 minutes later realizing they just scalped themselves with a bullet instead of dying..... 🤣

ETA: this is why the pros like bud dwyer stick it in their mouth. 🤣
 
It's largely because of Hollywood logic being applied to firearms..... for example a lot of people have survived being shot in the head because they pretty much took something that's borderline weak like a 38 snub revolver and basically pressed it up against their skull in a hard place and pulled the trigger.. not realizing that it's like the hardest bone in their body and then they wake up like 10 minutes later realizing they just scalped themselves with a bullet instead of dying..... 🤣

ETA: this is why the pros like bud dwyer stick it in their mouth. 🤣

Or they think that any part of their head is an instant kill shot. Also thanks to Hollywood.

Lots of blown off jaws and noses from pointing the gun under the chin, or blown off eyes from pointing it at their temple. No research whatsoever into the T zone and where it lines up in the side of the head.

So they get to keep living, but this time either blind or drinking their food for the rest of their lives.
 
It's largely because of Hollywood logic being applied to firearms..... for example a lot of people have survived being shot in the head because they pretty much took something that's borderline weak like a 38 snub revolver and basically pressed it up against their skull in a hard place and pulled the trigger.. not realizing that it's like the hardest bone in their body and then they wake up like 10 minutes later realizing they just scalped themselves with a bullet instead of dying..... 🤣

ETA: this is why the pros like bud dwyer stick it in their mouth. 🤣
Knew a guy who shot himself in the temple, blew out both optic nerves, and woke up blind with a concussion and brain damage.
 
Back in the '90' a construction worker on the Jamaca parkway hit a tree and launched a 4 foot , 35 lb, 1" pinch bar thru the back window of the truck hit him in his occipital bone out his prefrontal cortex and stuck on the windshield. Interesting extraction, he lived though..
Hultafors Steel Pinch Bar
Reminds me of this poor SOB I learned about in an Intro to Neuroscience course...

 
Could you imagine getting suicide wrong? I think you do like a whole bunch of crazy shit at once to guarantee it.

Take a lethal amount of drugs, shoot yourself, while standing on the edge of a bridge, holding a dumbbell. I don’t know something better than that.

But for f***s sake, how often do people f*** this up?
Kid in high school back in the 80's. Took a shotgun to his stomach and blew his left side off, lost his kidney, bunch of other problems. Yea he f***ed it up.
 
Knew a guy who shot himself in the temple, blew out both optic nerves, and woke up blind with a concussion and brain damage.
I know a guy like that too, although he's just blind. He's been sober ever since. He says these have been the best years of his life. Blind and sober vs sighted and a falling down drunk.
 
You mean I've collected a 500 s&w, a 50ae Desert Eagle and a 475 Wildey for nothing?
Now what am I going to use?
You can create a diabolical "Saw" device with all three next to each other with different widths of string/elastic tension to compensate for the various trigger pulls so you know you won't botch it [rofl]
 
They say people who try to commit suicide immediately regret it.
I wonder if this holds true to people who chose medically assisted suicide and have a few minutes of lucid consciousness after they take the death drink.

Some suicides are rational, and are a permanent solution to a permanent problem - for example advanced ALS.
 
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I wonder if this holds true to people who chose medically assisted suicide and have a few minutes of lucid consciousness after they take the death drink.

Some suicides are rational, and are a permanent solution to a permanent problem - for example advances ALS.
In Canada, if a soldier seeks help for PTSD, the first "treatment" doctors offer now is death. Canada's ever expanding list of who qualifies for Doctor Murder (euthanasia, or MAID) includes healthy people who are physically disabled or mentally ill. Age is down to 12 years old, plus infants to about 2 years.
 
I'm going with "angry spouse found out wife was cheating."
When I was ~10, we were coming out of a Demoula's when a man we all knew decked my father. Started pounding him. It was my father's fault. He slept with the dude's wife. The wife told the husband because she wanted to make him jealous. It worked. Looking back, I have no doubt that had the man had a gun, my father would have died from sudden acute heavy metal poisoning that day instead of from cancer some 30 odd years later.
 
Could you imagine getting suicide wrong? I think you do like a whole bunch of crazy shit at once to guarantee it.

Take a lethal amount of drugs, shoot yourself, while standing on the edge of a bridge, holding a dumbbell. I don’t know something better than that.

But for f***s sake, how often do people f*** this up?
My aunt works at a major er... she said a dude came in after trying with a 12g one time

He angled the barrel to take half his face off instead of thru his brain
 
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