That's only because it happened in a place where they dial 999 instead of 911. Otherwise them sum biches woulda lit that thing up like nobody's bizzness....
To be fair, it was a very realistic looking replica tiger. The people who make these replica tigers should be required to paint their noses red, so that confusing and possible tragedy can be avoided.
To be fair, it was a very realistic looking replica tiger. The people who make these replica tigers should be required to paint their noses red, so that confusing and possible tragedy can be avoided.
Some people found a "fetus" on the side of the road.
Cops were called.
Turned out it was a doll.
Then there were those other kids...
Two boys brought in a giant and I mean giant "big kong" black dild*. They were passing it around during lunch in the cafeteria- clubbing unsuspecting kids over the head.
Police sent an armed response team and several vehicles to the farm in Hatton, near Peterhead, Aberdeenshire, and even contacted a local zoo to see if a tiger had escaped.
So, they sent a bunch of cops without guns, to deal with a tiger?
Better hope that Mowgli was there, to talk to Shere Kahn, with harsh language, of course.