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Area 51: Never Before Seen Photos of America's Secret Base

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by commodon, Apr 4, 2019.

  1. cams

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    They’ve prolly been rounding up illegals for years crossing near there just to use them for experiments.
     
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    Bob Lazar is well known in the Albuquerque area. He is so full of shit, we laughed him out of the state years ago.[rofl][rofl][rofl]
     
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    Yeah....that's an old trick....why do you think they named it "Greenland" ?

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    To area 51:

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    Let’s all chip in for a light duty fence that will funnel them ALL there. Hopefully they have worlds biggest catapult there, we can throw them all back over Vito’s wall!!
     
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    There's a FB event on this that's gold


    View: https://www.facebook.com/events/448435052621047/?active_tab=discussion

    Ok guys, i feel like we need to formulate a game plan, Ive put together this easy to follow diagram here for a proposed plan.

    The basic idea is that the Kyles form the front line, if we feed them enough psilocybin and monster energy and say that anyone in camoflague is their step dad, and the entire base is made of drywall then they will go beserk and become an impenetrable wall.

    Then the Rock Throwers will throw pebbles at the inevitable resistance (we dont want to hurt them, we just want to annoy them enough to not shoot the kyles as often)

    While this is all happening, the two naruto runner battallions will run full speed around the north and south flank, and shadow clone jutsu, effectively trippling our numbers, and overwhelm the base (red circle).

    P.S. Hello US government, this is a joke, and I do not actually intend to go ahead with this plan. I just thought it would be funny and get me some thumbsy uppies on the internet. I'm not responsible if people decide to actually storm area 51

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    The government killing a few thousand people storming a government secret base that shouldn't exist is a good way to start a civil war.
     
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    After the first gunshot the basement dwellers would run back to their rental cars. This "Storm A51" wont do anything. If those 90,000 people showed kitted up with body armor and rifles, well then yes, yes they would prove something. However they will show up with twinkies with no deodorant on and get told to GTFO which they will gladly do when it starts to get rough.
     
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    Not saying its gonna happen. Just saying if they in fact had 10k+ people get on base, I'm having a hard time believing the government would enforce the kill zone.

    Killing one dude (which they've done) for trespassing is not the same as a Boston massacre type event.
     
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    When the people "Storming the castle" aren't really looking for blood, the first guy who takes a pepper ball to the nuts will make the crowd disperse. This isn't the hill that is going to start anything. This is a bunch of pent up nerds wanting to see ET. Not one bullet fired.
     
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    How many will show up?
     
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    i am pretty sure Area 51 would have something a tad more effective to defend itself with...

     
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    How about they pick a cool time of year to try this? January???
     
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    Well come on, of course they were also able to erase the memories that anyone had of him on campus. :D
     
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    If they were to "storm" the base, the .gov will give the impression of defending the base but ultimately allow the "invasion" to happen so that the invasion force can see once and for all that there's nothing "special" going on there other than some experimental aircraft testing. We all know that Area 51 is just a distraction at this point for the "real" ufo bases. They moved all the alien tech out of there decades ago.

    [tinfoil]
     
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    You ain't getting laid flying around in that.
     
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    ah, you can't really get laid if you have enough Nyborg anyway.

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    Damn straight!
     
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    Gonna get the Area 51 upgrade for my truck!
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    Not to mention the K9 units.

     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!!!!

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