Apparently these make the news sometimes, too.

[DecOFlaherty]

Suspect Who Broke Into Home Using Ceramic Rabbit Held At Gunpoint By Homeowner Until Deputies Arrive

Deputies say a suspect apparently broke into a Sacramento-area home and then took a shower, only to be confronted by the homeowner armed with a shotgun.

boston.cbslocal.com

Nice to see it's not all about dumbasses who buy a gun & shoot their friends.

 

[nutsym16]

Hope the home owner had a water foul permit

 

[CRSIII]

Training day?

 

[DrBurnsides]

And one article down.

Police: Woburn Man Who Just Received License To Carry Accidentally Shoots Friend While Showing New Gun

A 22-year-old Woburn man who had just received his license to carry is facing charges after police say he accidentally shot his friend in the neck while showing him a new gun.

boston.cbslocal.com

 

[DrBurnsides]

Money on which of the two articles gets promoted to the front of the page.

 

[Spanz]

That rabbit will do you up a treat, mate!

 

[adam01364]

Kind of like breaking and entering and then rabbiting, only different.

 

[garandman]

Breaking and entering with intent to shower?