Anytown for Knife Safety

[mikeyp]

Actually a page trolling the other Anytown tardlets. Worth some support if you're on the Book of Faces

Anytown for Knife Safety

 

[amm5061]

Almost thought this was a new British offshoot.

 

[Green_Manelishi]

Man bun under hat?

 

[enbloc]

Man bun under hat?

Male pattern baldness...

 

[fitzknny]

Wooden ear plugs ( of the late "tribal" scene) . . . It's too dangerous to show them and be accused of cultural appropriation ! ! ! Snowflakes gotta be pure !

 

[Radtekk]

Man bun under hat?

I call them "Head turds"

 

[Asaltweapon]

I call them "Head turds"

Gotta remember that one.
Wife liked it too.

 

[dans]

To paraphrase a TTAG post, the NKA are baby killers and eat puppies for breakfast.

 

[Radtekk]

My daughter just tried to give me a head turd. I told her to take it out or I would club her over the head like a baby harp seal.

 

[hminsky]

The comments are pretty amusing:

Brian Archibald MY STORY: As someone who has been a domestic abuser, I’d like to offer my story in my journey to make amends...
Years ago, in an attempt to inject more honesty in our relationship, my wife opened up about how she was politically opposed to my Nancy Reagan scrapbook.
In a fit of testosterone-fueled, blind rage, I explained to her five different reasons why I thought the window treatments in her bedroom were hideous.
I really don’t know what I would have done if there was a knife in the house, and by that, I mean that I really don’t know what to do with a knife or how to operate one. To this day, I still have nightmares about how I probably would have nicked myself in a panicked attempt to dispose of it properly.
Thank you all, for allowing me this platform. As per my therapist’s instructions, I do not ask for your forgiveness, but rather I beg of you to share my story with someone who could benefit.

 

[ridleyman]

Is that "dude" a metrosexual? Don't ban guns or knives, ban metrosexuals, or whatever gender/species he is!

 

[ridleyman]

The comments are pretty amusing:

Brian Archibald MY STORY: As someone who has been a domestic abuser, I’d like to offer my story in my journey to make amends...
Years ago, in an attempt to inject more honesty in our relationship, my wife opened up about how she was politically opposed to my Nancy Reagan scrapbook.
In a fit of testosterone-fueled, blind rage, I explained to her five different reasons why I thought the window treatments in her bedroom were hideous.
I really don’t know what I would have done if there was a knife in the house, and by that, I mean that I really don’t know what to do with a knife or how to operate one. To this day, I still have nightmares about how I probably would have nicked myself in a panicked attempt to dispose of it properly.
Thank you all, for allowing me this platform. As per my therapist’s instructions, I do not ask for your forgiveness, but rather I beg of you to share my story with someone who could benefit.

We will forgive, but we will never forget! Have you thought about ridding your property of guns, knives, shovels, hammers, and anything else that's high than -4 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness?

 

[Spanz]

i def see the resemblance!