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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer." the man began, "I can explain,".
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."
"But officer, I just wanted to say...."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom!"


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WAIT A DURN MINUTE!

Since Darius told this joke, does it qualify as a......

Lawyer Joke????

[shock]
 
Mrs. Ward goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test
results.


The lab tech says to her, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there has been a big
mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is ether bad or
terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asked. "Well, one has tested positive for
Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husbands."

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" Questioned Mrs. Ward.

Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more
than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the
middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
 
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