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Angry midget in a Long Island bagel shop

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by calsdad, Jul 11, 2019.

  1. calsdad

    calsdad NES Member

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    I can't believe nobody posted this so far. I just looked and couldn't find it.....


    It was on the radio this morning - and is apparently trending on the interwebs.......


    Angry short guy goes on rant in a bagel shop about how women won't date him.

     
  2. MadatMarek

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    I was only able to watch a little of this
     
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  3. Celtics83

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    No Gods
    No Fathers
    No Bosses
     
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    Dude needs to get laid. Or something...
     
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  5. Celtics83

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    Apparently he hasn’t met Palmela Anderson?

    Rant, 3/10. Physical humor 7-8/10
     
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    Good thing he didn't have a crossbow....he might have gone all Tyrion on them!
     
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    Suzanne Vega remake?
     
  9. BUMPA01603

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    What a short temper ..... :D
     
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  10. Broomcorn

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    This looks like a skit from Howard Stern or O&A from about 20 years ago. Is this real?
     
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    Punched out at 34 seconds.

    Dave Attell had a great line: "No one believes a midget until it's too late"
     
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    He'll never measure up to Beetlejuice and Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf in the pissed off little person competition...

     
  13. The5thDentist

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    I want to know what set him off. What happened that didn't get caught on video.
     
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    He could have been a huge success if it weren't for Joe Pesci.
     
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    Stormy Daniels would do him!
     
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    When I first heard them play this on the radio I so wanted to be one of the guys in that bagel shop - just so I could yell out : " Dude - have you tried one of those midget dating sites - you'd be a friggin giant!"
     
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    Good thing he was in New York, or he might have shot up the place.
     
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    Employees should not have had to put up with abuse like that. Guy needs an attitude adjustment and some manners.
     
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    He's going to get kicked out of the Lollipop Guild.
     
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    I once dated a woman who was a midget. I was nuts over her.
     
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    You know what they say about a guy midget and a tall gal? When they're nose to nose his toes is in it. When they're toes to toes his nose is in it. Jack.
     
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    That’s sad really, more than anything. Guy has a life of rejection, girl behind the counter smirks at him and it all comes pouring out. Not funny, barely interesting, just some guy losing it.
     
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    More like a short fuse.
     
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    He said he wanted a coffee. Waitress asked if he wanted a short one and to please stand up when talking to her. And that's how it started.
     
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    Guy acted like an ass after the fact, but if that's true, there's no need for that type of unprovoked treatment of him to set him off. I'm sure the media would be acting differently if this was over unprovoked comments about an obese woman's weight.

    Saw a few other videos of this guy. Seems like he's carrying this chip on his shoulder everywhere. Problem is, his temper gets in the way of expressing some potentially legitimate grievances and he ends up walking away the bad guy in every scenario. He's also not terribly smart, picking fights with people literally twice his size.
     
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    ... or Bridget the Midget ....
     
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    He got the short end of the stick...
     
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    and this is why there are hookers
     

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