Am I the only that does this?

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I hate having to keep my guns in my safe. When I come home from a business trip I first give everyone in my family hugs... but shortly after I have the need to go to my safe to check out my other family members! [thinking] I hate having them all locked up out of my view. I think I have some issues.....[rolleyes] Am I alone in my suffering?
 
C-pher said:
Yea, there's times when before I go to bed...I just open it up and look into the safe.

My wife thinks that I'm a looney.


Mine too...but it was LONG before I had any guns.


I wonder why they call me "Weer'd"?

Arrrr

-Weer'd Beard
 
C-pher said:
Yea, there's times when before I go to bed...I just open it up and look into the safe.

My wife thinks that I'm a looney.

Ahh... I feel relieved I am not alone in my obsession. The thing is... my wife doesn't even question what I'm doing any more... she knows I'm a looney. [laugh]
 
Lugnut said:
Ahh... I feel relieved I am not alone in my obsession. The thing is... my wife doesn't even question what I'm doing any more... she knows I'm a looney.

You obviously suffer from severe Separation Anxiety. You need to be weaned away slowly, so that you can acclimatize yourself to not seeing them every night.

Fortunately for you, I can help.

I have a large safe in which a rotating selection of your firearms may take up temporary residence while you learn to put your relationship with them in their proper perspective.

Of course, it may take time, but you owe it to yourself - and them.......... [wink]
 
Scrivener said:
You obviously suffer from severe Separation Anxiety. You need to be weaned away slowly, so that you can acclimatize yourself to not seeing them every night.

Fortunately for you, I can help.

I have a large safe in which a rotating selection of your firearms may take up temporary residence while you learn to put your relationship with them in their proper perspective.

Of course, it may take time, but you owe it to yourself - and them.......... [wink]


And, since Scrivener is such a swell guy, when you leave one of your guns with him, he'll loan you one of his prize-winning SVIs.
 
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