A weekend joke

[Cross-X]

Smoky the Bear's wife purred, "I'm getting hot!"

So you know what he did?

He hit her with a shovel!

 

[C-pher]

My wife said, "Give me 12 inches and make it Hurt."

So I banged her twice and hit her in the head with a brick. OWUH!!




Sorry, went into a Dice moment.....

 

[Lynne]

All I have to say to both of those is...

 

[FPrice]

Didja hear the one about the woman who was satified with her husband?










































Of course not, cause there's no such woman! [roll]

 

[Lynne]

Hate to disagree with that one sweetie. This female is quite happy, thankyouverymuch.

 

[Moderator]

Hate to disagree with that one sweetie. This female is quite happy, thankyouverymuch.

PGGA?

 

[Cross-X]

Hate to disagree with that one sweetie. This female is quite happy, thankyouverymuch.

PGGA?

PGGA????

Explain, please.

 

[Admin]

Hate to disagree with that one sweetie. This female is quite happy, thankyouverymuch.

PGGA?

PGGA????

Explain, please.

Provocative Girl on Girl Action

 

[Cross-X]

Hate to disagree with that one sweetie. This female is quite happy, thankyouverymuch.

PGGA?

PGGA????

Explain, please.

Provocative Girl on Girl Action

Thanks, Derek, I can always count on you when I am in a jam.

 

[Admin]

That's what I'm here for.

And if you're ever in a jam with too many ladies, give me a shout.

 

[Cross-X]

Breakfast was my idea!

 

[Cross-X]

"Don't you want to have a baby?"

 

[Lynne]

Hate to disagree with that one sweetie. This female is quite happy, thankyouverymuch.

PGGA?

You lost me, Typeo....

 

[Cross-X]

Hate to disagree with that one sweetie. This female is quite happy, thankyouverymuch.

PGGA?

You lost me, Typeo....

Scroll up for Derek's tranlslation...but look out...tis a doosy!

 

[Lynne]

Hate to disagree with that one sweetie. This female is quite happy, thankyouverymuch.

PGGA?

You lost me, Typeo....

Scroll up for Derek's tranlslation...but look out...tis a doosy!

I saw Derek's meaning, Darius. I'm asking Typeo what he meant by it.

 

[Cross-X]

Hate to disagree with that one sweetie. This female is quite happy, thankyouverymuch.

PGGA?

You lost me, Typeo....

Scroll up for Derek's tranlslation...but look out...tis a doosy!

I saw Derek's meaning, Darius. I'm asking Typeo what he meant by it.

He has a lot riding on his reply, no?

 

[Skald]

He has a lot riding on his reply, no?

Yah, I think his ability to procreate may depend on it.

 

[Cross-X]

He has a lot riding on his reply, no?

Yah, I think his ability to procreate may depend on it.

Yup.

 

[Lynne]

He has a lot riding on his reply, no?

Yah, I think his ability to procreate may depend on it.

Yup.

Nah...I only take those from liberals.

 

[Cross-X]

He has a lot riding on his reply, no?

Yah, I think his ability to procreate may depend on it.

Yup.

Nah...I only take those from liberals.

Exactly what are you talking about? (He says ever so innocently)

 

[Nickle]

Nah...I only take those from liberals.

I thought part of the definition of a Liberal was the lack of them. I see you're quick, Lynne. Just how long have you known Teddy and Kerry, anyways (you've obviously gotten to them a long time ago). [lol]

 

[MrsWildweasel]

I'm with Lynne,quite satisfied with my hubby. Wouldn't trade him for anything. [lol]

 

[Lynne]

Nah...I only take those from liberals.

I thought part of the definition of a Liberal was the lack of them. I see you're quick, Lynne. Just how long have you known Teddy and Kerry, anyways (you've obviously gotten to them a long time ago). [lol]

Which is why they act like girly men. [lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[Lynne]

I'm with Lynne,quite satisfied with my hubby. Wouldn't trade him for anything. [lol]

Thank you Sue. I felt very alone there for a while. [lol]

 

[MrsWildweasel]

Lynne, they must realise we are not the norm here. [lol] Anytime I got your back. [lol]

 

[Cross-X]

I'm with Lynne,quite satisfied with my hubby. Wouldn't trade him for anything. [lol]

Thank you Sue. I felt very alone there for a while. [lol]

I can't say I am satisfied with my hubby.







(Because I don't have one.)

 

[Admin]

No, but you are curious.

 

[Cross-X]

No, but you are curious.

And, with that comment, you are opaque.

??????

 

[Cross-X]

This former USAF officer asks the resident Former Marine for a translation and an explanation.

 

[Admin]

Wonders what it's like to bat for the other team.