A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO
SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED
UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON
THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD"
WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND
READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
DEAR DAD,
IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING
THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I
WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN
FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE
EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS AND HER TIGHT
MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION,
DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE
WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER
SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN I, AM.
SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK
OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO
HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF
MY DREAMS TOO.
BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT
ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING
IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE
NEED.
IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE
FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE
DESERVES IT!!
DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO
TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO
VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
YOUR SON, JOHN
P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT BILLY'S HOUSE.
I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS
IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN MY DESK CENTER
DRAWER.
I LOVE YOU!
PS2: CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME
SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED
UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON
THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD"
WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND
READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
DEAR DAD,
IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING
THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I
WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN
FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE
EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS AND HER TIGHT
MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION,
DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE
WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER
SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN I, AM.
SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK
OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO
HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF
MY DREAMS TOO.
BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT
ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING
IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE
NEED.
IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE
FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE
DESERVES IT!!
DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO
TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO
VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
YOUR SON, JOHN
P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT BILLY'S HOUSE.
I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS
IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN MY DESK CENTER
DRAWER.
I LOVE YOU!
PS2: CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME
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