A nice accessory for those that carry and wear a suit

[MACGYVR]

It just might save your life, well at least it will keep you from using your sleeve.

http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/10/kevlar-handkerchief-keeps-your-nose-clean-protects-against-frie/

 

[matt]

can we get a matching ascot?

 

[packingungal]

can we get a matching ascot?

 

[kevin9]

can we get a matching ascot?

and cumberbund?

 

[theGringo]

and cumberbund?

... and boxers, please. I'd like the complete ensemble.

 

[Mrs. Magnum]

Kevlar handkerchief keeps your nose clean, protects against friendly fire

Uh is there usually Friendly fire in your office? I guess you never really know....

 

[packingungal]

Uh is there usually Friendly fire in your office? I guess you never really know....

it's called office politics....mighty vicious at times...

 

[Mrs. Magnum]

it's called office politics....mighty vicious at times...

Well then, I guess its better to be prepared then sorry.

 

[matt]

it's called office politics....mighty vicious at times...

In my office the politics aren't nearly so well aimed as to need to protect the heart. More like howler monkeys flinging $hit.

 

[MACGYVR]

This might be something to invest in. I work two floors below the Essex County DA. They built the new office a year ago and I got a tour. They showed me all the cubes for the laywers, a mini court room, oh and the kevlar lined security walls and the 6" bullet proof glass in the waiting area.

I said obviously this is incase somebody goes crazy and seeks out the da and its a great idea but I see a flaw. You are on the 5th floor, I work on the 2nd floor. When people get lost looking for your office, they come to mine looking for directions! I DONT HAVE KEVLAR WALLS. '

They said they would put extra signs. I feel much safer.

Anybody have a hankerchief?

 

[MACGYVR]

And about those monkeys.... No monkeys in my office. Just people that stab you in the back.

 

[packingungal]

And about those monkeys.... No monkeys in my office. Just people that stab you in the back.

Need kevlar backpanels....

 

[billmelater]

You are on the 5th floor, I work on the 2nd floor.

How about a Kevlar ceiling?

 

[appraiser]

Ever have any dealings with Mass D.O.R. Child support enforcement.

They have all those bullet proof glass drive up teller kind of things they talk to you through, while the walls are nothing but wallboard.

So much for security. It's all show.