A funny one from church

[Cross-X]

Church Organist

There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and put them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday".


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[FPrice]

Didja hear the one about...

the matronly choir director who had a crush on the new, young minister at the church?

She chased him all around the inside of the church until she caught him by the organ.

<bada bing, bada boom>

 

[dwarven1]

The new preacher at the Baptist Church was preaching up quite a sermon - fire and brimstone in every sentence.

Until he got to the conclusion of his sermon, where he said, "And if there are any sinners here who are guilty of the sin of adultery, may your tongues cleave to the woof ov your mouves!"

 

[C-pher]

Why do you ALWAYS take two Baptists with you when you go fishing??



Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

 

[Grifter]

Thats all bad. I can't make any religious jokes. Santa is almost here and I've been a good boy all year long. [twisted]


But you guys ain't getting nothing

 

[FPrice]

Father Paul, an elderly and somewhat sheltered priest was walking through town when he met a street-walker. She decided to have some fun with him and asked,

"How about a quickie Father? Only $20 bucks."

Somewhat puzzled by this he declined and headed back to the church. Entering the Rectory he saw the Mother Superior and decided to ask her what this was all about.

"What's a "quickie" Mother Superior?"

She replies, "$20 bucks, same as in town Father.".