A clean joke for u

[Cross-X]

Knitting and driving
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!"

"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"

 

[FPrice]

Are clean jokes allowed in this section???

[?] [?] [?]

 

[Cross-X]

Are clean jokes allowed in this section???

[?] [?] [?]

If not, I have just achieved another NES first: going off topic in Off Topic.


Better keep this very quiet -- you never know when LenS and Lynne might be lurking, let alone lumbering Ken.

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Lynne]

Better keep this very quiet -- you never know when LenS and Lynne might be lurking, let alone lumbering Ken.

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

Silly wabbit...you're in O/T. Knock yerself out.

 

[Cross-X]

Better keep this very quiet -- you never know when LenS and Lynne might be lurking, let alone lumbering Ken.

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

Silly wabbit...you're in O/T. Knock yerself out.

Ahhhhhhh, after so many years in Massachusetts, I forgot what it was like to exist in a free space!

 

[C-pher]

Free what?

 

[Cross-X]

Free what?

It must be something in the North Attleboro water, I guess.

 

[C-pher]

I guess, although...it's a little freer (is that a word) over in North... At least it seems...

Ross was suprised to see my ALP LTC. When he asked what I had to do to get that, I said, "Just write ALP on my application."

 

[Cross-X]

I guess, although...it's a little freer (is that a word) over in North... At least it seems...

Ross was suprised to see my ALP LTC. When he asked what I had to do to get that, I said, "Just write ALP on my application."

Ross? Jealous? Never! [roll]


You North Attlboroians are putting firearms lawyers out of business.

 

[FPrice]

Free what?

Free Willy?

 

[Cross-X]

Free what?

Free Willy?

There shall be no talk of Willys on NES -- even OT has some standards. [roll]

 

[C-pher]

You North Attlboroians are putting firearms lawyers out of business.

Well just be quiet about it... Word doesn't need to get out that it's tougher across the border in Plainville. I don't want Sgt. Pancheck (sp?) and Chiff Gould to change what they do.

I think that places like Taunton and Quicy will keep you busy enough...

 

[Cross-X]

You North Attlboroians are putting firearms lawyers out of business.

Well just be quiet about it... Word doesn't need to get out that it's tougher across the border in Plainville. I don't want Sgt. Pancheck (sp?) and Chiff Gould to change what they do.

I think that places like Taunton and Quicy will keep you busy enough...

And who could forget about Watertown?

They are fast becoming the next Brookline!

 

[dwarven1]

I'm surprised you haven't started advertising in Worcester, Darius! Sounds like their new PC really needs a slap across the back of his head.

 

[Cross-X]

I'm surprised you haven't started advertising in Worcester, Darius! Sounds like their new PC really needs a slap across the back of his head.

Ahhh, g'mornin', Mr. Dw.

I would put adverts in Worcester, but I don't have a visa to go there.

 

[dwarven1]

It is kind of like another country there, isn't it? Don't go there much myself, except for 2 places: the Masonic temple on Ionic Ave (for obvious reasons!), and the occasional celebration at the 111 Chophouse - a truly awesome steakhouse. Highly recommended. (the restaurant, not the city!)

Ross

 

[Cross-X]

It is kind of like another country there, isn't it? Don't go there much myself, except for 2 places: the Masonic temple on Ionic Ave (for obvious reasons!), and the occasional celebration at the 111 Chophouse - a truly awesome steakhouse. Highly recommended. (the restaurant, not the city!)

Ross

R-man, what do you order when you go there?


I am partial to the amazing cowboy steak!

 

[dwarven1]

New York Strip and the sauteed mushrooms - Wonderful!

They also do a fantastic French Onion Soup. And the Chocolate Mousse is not to be missed.

You see why I don't go there often! I'm trying not to gain back all the weight I lost.

 

[FPrice]

There shall be no talk of Willys on NES -- even OT has some standards.

What's wrong with talk of Willy Nelson? He's one of my favorite singers, and Adrian Monk likes him also?

Free Willy Nelson! Free Willy Nelson!

 

[Cross-X]

There shall be no talk of Willys on NES -- even OT has some standards.

What's wrong with talk of Willy Nelson? He's one of my favorite singers, and Adrian Monk likes him also?

Free Willy Nelson! Free Willy Nelson!

By the way, I often see "Free NP" written in the dust on the backs of tractor trailer trucks. What the heck are they referring to?

 

[C-pher]

By the way, I often see "Free NP" written in the dust on the backs of tractor trailer trucks. What the heck are they referring to?

I was told that it was something like the WOW sticker that Opie and Anthony had...I heard that it meant to free your nipples. Someone said that it's some radio stations thing to get people driving by you to flash you.

I don't konw how true that is as the only radio I listen to is WEEI.

 

[Nickle]

I've also seen references to "Free Neo Points". WTFMI to me, I don't want to know, it's probably political.